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Angry Ward Wednesday: 2018 MLB Baseball Season Shaping Up as Suckiest Ever

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NEW YORK, NY – I could spend today talking about how Trump disinviting the Philadelphia Eagles to the White House is a win-win-win, in that the Eagles don’t have to go, Trump doesn’t have to get butt-hurt because of the light turnout and bore us all with illiterate tweets, and the NFL looks like an even […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Cano, Wentz, Carmelo and other Examples of Sports Addition by Subtraction

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BRONX, NY – In 2001 the Seattle Mariners turned Major League Baseball on its ear by winning 116 regular season games. They accomplished this feat without the benefit of Randy Johnson, Ken Griffey Jr., and Alex Rodriguez, three of the franchise’s cornerstone players, who had all talked their way out of town. Though they didn’t go […]

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The Yankees A.D. (After Death)

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SPANISH HARLEM – August 1st, 2016 will forever be known as the day the Yankees finally waved the white flag and became full-fledged sellers at the MLB Trade Deadline. As hard as it was to see in my lifetime, it was even more remarkable to hear scouts and analysts say it was the first time ever […]

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Ugly Bowe Bergdahl Saga Reminds [Not Really] of Lebron and Sports Deserters

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WASHINGTON, DC – While the tale of Bowe Bergdahl is heating up, my mind is spinning into who to compare him to.  Since this is supposed to be a sports driven machine, I will extrapolate a list of my top Sports Deserters. In NO particular order, here we go…… Lebron James-  King James took his talents from Cleveland to South Beach and left an […]

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Fantasy Baseball Lineup To Stay Away From & DJ Eberle Proves He is Funny

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SOMEWHERE ON THE MASS PIKE – Not only does the month of April mean our beloved Yankees and Mets are back in action, but it also means that fantasy baseball is up and running once again. At this point, most fantasy baseball leagues are three weeks in, which mean’s that some fantasy owner’s may be […]

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Oscar, Oscar! West Coast Craig with Sports Oscars

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Warding off a trip to the Psyche Ward for behavior untoward the fine wards of this site, as inquired by the stewards, our friend Angry Ward has been rewarded with a major award for the Most Awards Award, awarded by the war department, and cut a deal with the warden for a day off. He’s […]

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Blaber’s Blabberings: Madiba, Soccer World Cup 2014, Dead Rats, Week in Sports

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“We once had leaders. Now all we have are politicians.”  El Barrio, Bronx – Welcome to a very somber version of Deacon Blaber’s Saturday Sermon. The recent death of the Nelson Mandela has cast a cloud over today’s service. The service will persevere – as it must – and so we will salute Madiba and […]

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Hot Stove Is A Microwave Lately

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DENVER, CO – You read that dateline right, I’m writing from the Mile High City. I don’t know how sea-level teams come up here for a day to play in this. My head aches, my mouth is dry, I’ve been binging on snacks and weed isn’t even legal here for another month. It’s a nouveau-sophisticated […]

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Cookie’s Corner: Hannukah Harry Sports and Celeb Wish List

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NEW YORK, NY – Here we are… just days away from Thanksgiving.  Floats are getting blown, turkeys are getting stuffed and Black Friday tramplefests will be here quicker than you can say tryptophan. And this year, me and my fellow MOT’s (Sam’s-A-Fan, Lori Levine, Fake Sandy… holla!) are getting a very special double-shot (mmm… whiskey) […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Early Black Friday Sports Deals

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NEW YORK, NY – A week from tomorrow, at long last it will be Thanksgiving, that magical time of year when families come together to eat and drink more than human bodies were designed to and try like hell not to strangle one another. This is followed immediately by an even more magical night, Black […]

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