How ANALytics Screwed Judge’s Season: Aristotle Weighs In?

BRONX, NY – 62 homeruns is the new 73, according to these so-called WOKE fans of America. Forget the fact that Sammy Sosa hit 63, […]

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2018 Top Five MLB Questions Answered: Wright, Stanton, Bumgarner, Harper, Longoria

January 5, 2018 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – The literal and figurative Hot Stoves are working overtime this week, especially in the northeast’s  bomb cyclone areas. With Spring Training […]

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Christmas Sports Movies Redeux

December 21, 2014 Cheesy Bruin 24

POUGHKEEPSIE, NY – Earlier this week Angry Ward tickled the funny bone by ringing in the holiday season with yuletide song sports requests. Today, I’ll […]

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Blaber’s Blabberings: NCAA Organized Crime, A-Rod, Putin and Gaylimpics

August 8, 2013 Junoir Blaber 25

El Barrio, Bronx, NY – Guess who got the eagerly anticipated MTM Writer’s Booty Call. You know, all the fun supermarket-aisle-clean up without the joyous […]

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NFL Playoffs Recap & Things To Do While Not Watching !@#$ Lance Armstrong

January 14, 2013 The Public Professor 14

“… shame on that hoary billionaire Winfrey for foisting this piece of human excrement on us.” LE FRENCH ALPS – We’ll get to this weekend’s […]

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MLB: Use Melky Cabrera Fiasco To Restore Aaron & Maris

“Out of all the records in the major sports, the home run stat takes the cake.” SAN FRANCISCO, CA – It started with Marion Jones […]

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COOKIE's CORNER: SAVING FACE

January 22, 2010 Cookie 26

DR. MENGELE’S LAB, PARTS UNKNOWN – This week’s press has been all aflutter with uber-media whore and absolute ZERO, Heidi Montag (her name doesn’t deserve […]

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MCGWIRE OUT OF CLOSET; PALOOKAVILLE READY

January 12, 2010 The Matts 0

“If I didn’t get immunity, I could face prosecution. And here I am sitting there and wanting to tell my story. There were two scenarios. […]

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IT'S A MANNYFUL LIFE

December 21, 2009 West Coast Craig 44

by West Coast Craig For the previous episode of The Manny, please click here. FADE IN: TORRE HOUSE ROOFTOP. NIGHT. Manny is way up at […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS AN OMAR MINAYA

December 9, 2009 Angry Ward 56

NEW YORK, NY – With apologies to Francis Pharcellus Church and The New York Sun, we’re gonna continue with the Christmas theme this week. Dear […]

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