Tag: San Jose Sharks
MTM Sunday Hockey Edition: Jaromir Jagr, Enforcers, NHL PLayoffs
MARLBORO, NY – With the uneventful first few days of March Mildness lingering like the flatulence from eating too much corned beef and cabbage on St. Paddy’s Day, I’m here to follow up on Different Matt’s Friday hockey column. Granted, he and I are probably the only one’s who care about hockey enough to write […]
Ebs’ Hot Takes: Thunder Over Warriors, Kershaw Best in MLB, Penquins over Sharks
BALLSTON SPA, NY – I’m filling in for West Coast Craig this week and know the blood was boiling after last week’s batch of Ebs’ Hot Takes. Well, get ready! I’ve turned the temperature up once again. Here’s my latest edition of Hawt Taeks (as they call ’em up here in Western New York)! OKC […]
Sharks Eating Penguins, Hot Sports Babes, Thor-Gate, Yanks Stank, Praying In Rome
First off… We may send @TheTallMatt back to Rome to pray for Chase Utley. SAN JOSE, CA – The San Jose Sharks versus Pittsburgh Penguins for the Stanley Cup. Kind of like an ice-cold facecloth on a 100 degree day, because it’s refreshing not having to see the likes of the Blackhawks or Kings representing […]
Ellsworth Worthy? Bombers Better, Harvey’s Horrible. Pens Etching Cup?
NEW YORK, NY – We’ve reached Memorial Day Weekend and things are looking brighter for the Bronx Bombers, while the Mets are having some problems in the Bat Cave. Over on the ice, the Penguins are a step closer to winning the Stanley Cup. And Angry Ward’s Warriors are close to getting dumped out of […]
Derek Jeter Worst Yankee Ever, LeBron Mind Games, Harvey to Cylcones, Polish Baseball Scandal!
CONEY ISLAND, NY -Today we’ve got big stories to get to, including Derek Jeter being the Worst Yankee Ever, LeBron James playing mind games with all of us, Matt Harvey going to the Cyclones and… a Polish Baseball Scandal revisited! Gads, this will be fun! Derek Jeter: How in the world can we call a […]
Yankees Surging To Playoffs? NHL Ice Time Heating Up?
NEW YORK, NY – It was a pretty good week for the Bronx Bombers. They took three of four from the defending World Series Champion Kansas City Royals. Granted, they are still in last place in the AL East and well below .500. But there are some signs of life for the Yankees who have […]
Heimlich Maneuver Birthday Salute: Biggest Chokes in MLB, NHL, NFL
Today marks the fortieth anniversary of the Heimlich Maneuver’s publication in the journal Emergency Medicine. Sports teams before and long after 1974 have been putting this choking rescue to its limits with a few notable epic failures. In that vein, here are the most notable cases where not even Dr. Heimlich could intervene. 1964 Philadelphia […]
Keep Calm: Its Just the NHL Playoffs
Medicine Hat, AB – Its only the start of the second round of the NHL playoffs and already my nerves are shot. That seven game slugfest with the Caps took a lot out of me. Especially the 1-0 game 6 victory at the Garden. The last three minutes of that game when the Rangers didn’t […]
The Phases of Fandom
by Different Matt THE BRONX, NY – With the coming and going of every sports season, fans experience various levels of hope and despair about their team’s chances of achieving glory. Here is a somewhat incomplete and inaccurate summary of those Phases Of Fandom: Blind Optimism: This phase is usually experienced pre-season by the not-so-bright […]
NHL Heats Up: Hot Hockey Girls, Rangers Hopeful, Playoffs Preview
NEW YORK, NY – We’re getting down to it. Its the penultimate weekend of the NHL regular season and there are still a few things to play for. Locally, the New York Hockey Rangers clinched their playoff berth earlier this week. It was a rough West Coast swing for the Blueshirts. After missing eight games […]
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