Tag: Scott Boras

Angry Ward Wednesday: Aaron Judge, Matt Harvey and other MLBers Needing Real Nicknames

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PALM BEACH GARDENS, FL – I’m on friggin’ vacation and there’s been a lot going on, almost none of it good. You know the storylines, so I won’t bother rehashing them. All I know is, I have no intention of dying south of the Mason/Dixon line. THAT. IS. OUT. I think 75% of the reason that […]

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Brian Cashman Interview re A-Rod, Jay Z, Scott Boras, Brian McCann, CC

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NEW YORK, NY – Good morning. Angry Ward is off this week on a doctor-mandated yoga retreat in Tulum, dealing with some anger issues. In his stead, we are excited to present our exclusively prevaricated interview with Yankees GM Brian Cashman. We’ll get right to it. WHITNEY: Good morning Mr. Cashman, thanks for joining us. […]

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Meet Matt Harvey: .500 pitcher

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FLUSHING, NY-Compared to most people on MTM, I have been a Mets fan for all of about two seconds. Curtis Granderson is batting below the Mendoza line as a leadoff batter but, thankfully for The Grandy Man, there is a hot-button topic surrounding the team bothering the fan base that I find a little puzzling. […]

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Mets Matt Harvey and The Angel of Death

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RAY RAMIREZ RETIREMENT VILLAGE, HELL –Matt Harvey is in jeopardy of missing his Opening Day start this Sunday against the World Champion Kansas City Royals. Why? Who knows? The Mets aren’t saying-and that includes Manager Terry Collins and General Manager Real Sandy Alderson. The Mets were quick yesterday to diffuse and refute any potential arm […]

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Terry Glenn: Matt Harvey is a Coward who Abandoned Her Teammates

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EAST POCATELLO, ID – Let me be as unambiguous as possible here: I don’t want to be seen as straddling the fence by any means. Wild Bill Hickok was infamously shot in the back dead by “Crooked Nose” Jack McCall, an act that earned McCall scorn as one of the all time cowards in history. […]

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*SPECIAL REPORT* Matt Harvey Unmasked-Selfish, Pampered Dark Nut

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Santa Monica, CA—In the world of Mets baseball, this qualifies as an emergency.  This is “there’s a flood in the basement and the pilot light is out” type of emergency.  Sadly, The “Dark Knight” is no more.  Even more disturbing and sad is that the “Dark Knight” really never existed at all. The tough guy […]

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Cookie’s Corner: Yankees “Core Four” Bore Shafts Bernie Williams

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NEW YORK, NY – Coming to you from NOT Yankee Stadium (where the Yanks and the Red Sox will play each other for the first in however many umpteen times this season), I bring you this Yankees Core Four Bore rant. That’s right, I’m going to express some displeasure with the Yankee Organization – my team […]

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Pirates Will Win World Series

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ST. LOUIS, MO – I said it before and I will say it again: The NL Central will put three teams into the playoffs this year. Yet, as per the norm, I expect most of you east coast heathens to malign my postulations as being nothing more than pure hyperbole. To you lambastards (lambaste + […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Playing Hardball… Literally & Figuratively

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New York, NY – Everyone is pretty much hung up on March Madness and NFL free agency these days, so it comes as a little bit of a surprise that the Major League Baseball season-opener is only 11 days away. More surprising, perhaps, is that even though I’m a fan of the Mariners and Mets, […]

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Clutch Contract: Pistorius, Robinson Cano, Mindy McCready & Wilpon’s Casino

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NEW YORK, NY – As I sit here and watch all the news come out of the Oscar Pistorius case, it makes me think of actual depressing sports news, like potentially losing Robinson Cano. With Cano’s agent looking to secure a 10-year, $200 million-plus deal, it seems more likely the Debt Ceiling will be officially […]

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