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Grinding Ax Walter Hynes: Bye Bye Zeke Elliot and Kim Jong-un! Dennis Rodman Rescue?

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MANASQUAN, NJ –  While The New York Yankees do their best imitation of their neighbors from Queens, I believe it’s time to look forward, don’t you?  NFL football has managed, once again, to “trump” even the Real Trump, by suspending the leagues best running back, Ezekiel Elliott of the Dallas Cowboys.  Let’s face it, which news story is more compelling?  Kim Jong-un and his […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH

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NEW YORK, NY – So it turns out that March is Women’s History Month, who knew? While many (including my esteemed colleague Junior Blaber) have pointed out that Black History is celebrated during the year’s shortest month, it also seems no coincidence that Women’s History is recognized during the most unpredictable month on the calendar. […]

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TALL MATT TUESDAY: TUCKS PADS PARK

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by Tall Matt NEW YORK, NY – I am too young to remember Robert F. Kennedy as a US Senator from New York State. Yes, he was a carpetbagger but from what I can read and learn about his time here as US Attorney General and as an inspiring candidate for the 1968 Democratic Presidential […]

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MY DADDY CAN BEAT UP YOUR DADDY

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by Rex O’Rourke TOBACCO ROAD, NC – So last night I’m watching Duke throttle North Carolina and I ask myself: “Self, what is the biggest rivalry in sports?” Is it Duke/UNC? They certainly rank up there. The Cameron Crazies alone are worth the price of admission. Multiple national championships on both sides and a dust […]

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COOKIE'S CORNER: GONNA HAVE TO FACE IT, YOU'RE ADDICTED TO…

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HOLLYWOOD, CA – This week on MTM we’ve taken a detour during this post-Olympic, pre-March Madness, early-spring-training sports lull. Angry Ward took a good look at some Gym Dandies, causing some of us to run to the gym and some of us to run from the gym. This was followed by a soft, doughy post […]

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FAVORITE FAT ATHLETES

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PieÅ¡Å¥any, Slovakia – We’re here at the famous ancient spa, trying to get in shape and hoping to bump into former NHL star and current Bratislava resident, Ziggy Palffy. Ziggy, who does not play guitar, is very fit. In fact at 37, he was fit enough to represent his country in the Olympics and nearly […]

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A MARINE HELPS US MAKEOVER NEXT WINTER OLYMPICS

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MALVERNE, NY – On this web-thing that is MeetTheMatts.com, we dote on supposed sports heroes, make fun of them when they fall and giggle at their foolishness. That’s what we do as sports fans hosting a sports comedy whateverthisis. But every now and then, something grabs us, snatches us from our silliness and forces to […]

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GROTE'S GRIPES: OLYMPIC WRAP UP

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VANCOUVER, CANADA – A fortnight into the Olympics I’ve decided to follow up my original guide to the XXI Winter Games with some random observations of events that have transpired since. The International Olympic Committee is evil. Not only did they show little regard for human life with the lack of protection on the insanely […]

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OLYMPIC TALE TUESDAY: VONN CUTS CHEESE AND ALL BODES WELL

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Vonn, Miller and a friend “relax” in Vancouver. BRITISH COLUMBIA – Like Australia and the United States, British Columbia is yet another jewel of Mother Nature that MTM regular Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson’s beloved monarchs let get away. Vancouver and Whistler are particularly spectacular and the perfect setting for our Olympic Tale Tuesday. So, […]

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