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Angry Ward Wednesday: Holiday Sports Specials and Movies

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NEW YORK, NY – Christmas is less than 2 weeks out, Hanukkah is already underway, it’s not too late to catch up on all of your required holiday TV special and movie viewing. This year they’re offering a whole host of sports-slanted takes on some time-tested classics. Here’s your one-stop programming guide to all the feel-good […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Cashman and Double-Agent Jeter Collude in Giancarlo Stanton Christmas Miracle

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SANTA’S WORKSHOP, NORTH POLE – It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christ-mas. The Yankees did some early shopping and reeled in the biggest fish, Giancarlo Stanton. And man, does he look sharp in pinstripes. The cacophony of whining that followed was like snack time at nursery school. The Empire Rises Deep in the bowels […]

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Grinding Ax Edition: Eli’s Coming! Roger Goodell Wins Lottery

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MONMOUTH COUNTY, NJ –  Eli’s Comin’… Eli’s Comin’… Eli’s Comin’… Well Cowboys fans, you better hide your heart, your cowboy lovin’ heart… Eli’s Comin’ and the cards say… A Broken Heart!  It has been a Very Tense season for the Giants and Eli Manning. Who would ever have thought that the team with the NFC’s most stingy defense last season […]

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Yankees News, Shohei Ohtani Rejects NYC, Aaron Boone Finally Meets Press

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SPANISH HARLEM – Aaron Boone was finally introduced as the new manager of the New York Yankees. It’s still weird seeing someone other then Joe Girardi as Yankees manager, but I have been here before when the Bombers moved on from Joe Torre. We’ll talk about that and I will also bash Shohei Ohtani for […]

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The Week That Was: Eagles, Knicks and Yankees Managerial Search

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SPANISH HARLEM – What a great week that was, between all the food and alcohol that was consumed I’m sure there were a ton of people that can’t wait to do this again two more times on Christmas and New Year’s. While we wait I have another column of “The Week That Was”. The Philadelphia […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Kaput Cowboys, Brown Bombers Bombers, Other Christmas List Items

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NEW YORK, NY – They light the Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center in New York City tonight. I’m hyper-aware of this because 1) I live in New York and 2) I work only a couple of blocks from 30 Rock. But, the fact that we are about to fall headlong into the holidays should come […]

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Big Ben Whitney: NFL Quick Hitters and the Japanese Babe Ruth

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Stamford, CT: Don’t bogart that thing bro, (do people still say “bogart,” it’s been a while?), it’s time for more NFL Quick Hitters. I’ll check in on our local teams and the AFC West, suddenly the worst division in the league. I’m also looking eastward, anticipating the arrival of the “Japanese Babe Ruth.” Big Blue Turd […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, NFL Food, Sad Fans, Game Notes

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MARLBORO, NY – The holidays are officially here and I hope all of you in Mattville had a wonderful Thanksgiving. It is the time of year of unparalleled indulgence and today’s Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks have a food-related twist to them, one that may just leave you repulsed… or hungry. Last week I returned to […]

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NFL Thanksgiving Day Recap, FIBA World Cup Qualifying and Knicks Next Step!

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS  –  After ruffling a couple of feathers last week, I will take a break from unpopular opinions and get back to basics. So, let’s try and keep things light and fun since people are still moving around with guts full of Thanksgiving leftovers.  With that, I go back to the original  tried-and-true […]

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Best Black Friday Deals in Sports Betting World, Penguins, Bret Bielema and Rob Riggle?!

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DENVER, CO – It’s that day of the year again, wherein the guise of Thankful Thursday is lifted for the reality of Commercialism Friday. By the time you read this approximately seven people will have died at Walmarts across this country, thirty five people will have been robbed outside Best Buy, and every grandmother forced […]

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