Angry Ward Wednesday: Yanks Need Juan Soto, Jets Sign a QB and Cut a QB, and Other Sports Stupidity

December 6, 2023 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – It’s the most wonderful time of the week, during the most wonderful time of the year, and we’re all so lucky […]

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Joey Chestnut: A Great American Athlete. Better Than Ohtani. Better Than Mahomes.

July 14, 2023 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – As a long-time, derelict, degenerate contributor to this here repository of renal failure, I do hereby shun the rest of my compatriots […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: February is Dead and MLB’s Pitch Clock is Alive

March 1, 2023 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – Today is March 1st, so let me begin by saying: HIP HIP HOORAY!!! February 2023 is, at long last, dead and […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Bucks Suck, B’s and Isles Don’t, and MLB Pitchers are Stuck Up

June 9, 2021 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – You know, a lot of times a week starts and, as I wait for my Wednesday slot to roll around, I wonder […]

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The Dark Plight and Legion of Gloom: New York Mets Super Hero Sissies?

July 9, 2016 Matt McCarthy 13

FLUSHING M*A*S*H* UNIT – As the Avalanche of Awful swallows the Amazin’ Mets, we are staving off using this platform to condemn the insanity of […]

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Oscar, Oscar! West Coast Craig with Sports Oscars

February 19, 2014 West Coast Craig 30

Warding off a trip to the Psyche Ward for behavior untoward the fine wards of this site, as inquired by the stewards, our friend Angry […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE WILPONS

February 3, 2010 Angry Ward 34

NEW YORK, NY – For those of you non-Mets fans out there, I’m sorry for this departure from sports-in-general to focus on our own personal […]

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THAT'S LEY AS IN LEE

December 6, 2009 Rex O Rourke 30

By Rex O’Rourke Bristol, Connecticut – I rant and rave a great deal every Sunday, channeling a poor man’s Phil Mushnick. Every now and then, […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: DOES LOVE FADE?

November 18, 2009 Angry Ward 42

NEW YORK, NY — As I watched my all-time favorite team, the Minnesota Vikings, move to 8-1 this past Sunday a thought occurred to me: […]

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QUESTIONS

October 4, 2009 Rex O Rourke 21

By Rex O’Rourke CANTON, OHIO – I know he’s been making hitters look silly since Coolio was last relevant, but did Sports Illustrated have to […]

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