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AI Ward: Sports Ball, Elly De La Cruz, and Other 100% Artificial Athletic Information

June 28, 2023 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – [Ed. note: For the two of you who haven’t heard yet, the Writer’s Guild of America is currently on strike. While […]

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Knicks Losing Donovan Mitchell and Thursday Night Football

September 8, 2022 Buddy Diaz 0

SPANISH HARLEM – During my week off, I missed discussing the New York Knicks and their failed attempt to land Donovan Mitchell. As a fan […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Let’s Break Some News with Deshaun Watson, the Mets, KD, and that Crumb-Bum Aaron Rodgers

July 27, 2022 Angry Ward 1

BRONX, NY – Today is a total random indistinguishable Wednesday at the end of July. A day like today is perfectly set up for someone, […]

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GOLF Is The Greatest Four-Letter Word & More Entertaining Sports Language

September 18, 2020 Cam James 1

DENVER, CO – Next up in the scrambled, out-of-place 2020 sports schedule is the U.S. Open. For some reason, half of the readers of this […]

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Big Ben: Are Yankees Built for Post-Season? Refuting Red-Face Johnny & Haters

August 20, 2019 Ben Whitney 0

STAMFORD, CT – I went out to run some errands on Saturday – some real and some invented – to give me time to have […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: No LeBron, No Tiger, No Problem – Sports Addition By Subtraction

May 22, 2019 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – Monday night the Golden State Warriors finished off a sweep of the Portland Trailblazers without the help of Kevin Durant, who is arguably […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Lie, Cheat, Steal and Win – America Has Lost its Way. A-Rod, Lance, Mets, Pats

October 2, 2018 Angry Ward 2

BRONX, NY – I went to David Wright’s final Mets game last Saturday night with Short & Tall Matt, but I just don’t have the heart […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Now with 50% More Vitriol! World Series, Giants, Joe Buck, Gambling

November 1, 2017 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – Wait, you really thought there was going to be a reboot? What a bunch of suckers… all three of you. Oh well, […]

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NHL Las Vegas, NBA Finals, IAAF Bans Russians, Rex and Rob Ryan

June 18, 2016 Junoir Blaber 8

EL BRONX, EL BARRIO – It has been a super long week; finally got a car, now I have to understand the alternate side of […]

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Best Sports Impressions Ever! NBA, NFL Stars Lampooned!

December 19, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 0

By now you’ve likely heard of, or even seen some of Frank Caliendo’s work.  If you are a sports junkie-particularly familiar with some of the […]

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