Tag: Suzyn Waldman

Angry Ward Wednesday: New York Mehs, Baby Bummers, Other Spring Ennui & #GoodMetsFun

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BRONX, NY –  We’re only a little over a week into the 2017 Major League Baseball season and, already, I’m not feeling it. Sports fans really need baseball this time of year… especially fans in New York, where the combined efforts of the Giants, Jets, Nets, and Knicks have left Gothamites drifting the streets dead-eyed […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Forget Brangelina – Sports Divorces We’d Like to See

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BRONX, NY – Writing this on Tuesday night and I’m sure management is pissed about that. Tough darts, Matts. Anyway, the big news today was that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting a divorce and people are falling all over themselves on social media to put in their two cents. Never mind that people are […]

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These Are NOT Your Father’s Yankees

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BRONX, NY – Bryce Harper, Matt Harvey, and Jake Arrieta will all be free agents after the 2018 MLB Season. Manny Machado, the brilliant young Baltimore 3rd baseman will be free to sign anywhere the year after that. I can only guess that this is part of Yankees GM Brian Cashman’s grand plan to remake […]

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David Wright, Wrestlemania! Oh, and ESPN Still Sucks

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SANDS POINT, NY – Sunday night was sheer bedlam at The FSA Compound. The day started with hellacious winds that overwhelmed even the vaunted preparation of the Long Island Power Authority (LIPA). The normally stalwart utility – that rose to fame during SuperStorm Sandy three plus years back – saw over 25,000 “customers” on Long […]

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Angry Ward’s Froggin’ New Year’s Eve and 2015 Predictions

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BRONX, NY – We all say stuff like this at the end of every calendar year, but I mean it when I say “Good riddance to 2014.” This has not been an easy year for me and my family, as well as several good friends. Most of us are still drawing breath, which is awesome, but […]

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Replacement Matt Rants re Mets, Yanks, Bettman, Barkley, Christie

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NEW YORK, NY – With the knowledge that I’m filling in for Angry Ward, I’m trying to work myself into a frenzy that would be acceptable to his most angry… so here goes, a compilation of things and people that, well, send me into a frenzy: Stronger Than The Storm… puhleeze. Maybe the most annoying […]

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The Black Eyes Have It!

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BALTIMORE, MD – Yesterday, the middle race of thoroughbred horse racing’s Triple Crown was held at Baltimore’s Pimlico Racetrack. As the Kentucky Derby is the “Run for The Roses” with its signature drink, the Mint Julep, The Preakness Stakes claims the Black Eyed Susan as both botany and libation. So, have a cocktail to complement […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THIS MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNGER AUDIENCES; PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED

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LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s official, Major League Baseball has hit rock bottom. In an effort to “explore new revenue streams” Bud Selig and those oh-so-greedy owners have partnered up with the pornography purveyors of the San Fernando Valley to create adult entertainment with a baseball bent. Their first foray into this field of filth […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: 2009 YANKEE PROMOTIONAL DATES

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NEW YORK, NY—Oh man, this season came upon us so quickly that I completely forgot to give you guys this year’s New York Yankees promotion dates. Just remember, these giveaways are in addition to all of those Bronx freebies we’ve all come to love, such as “Village People Yankees Chaps Night” sponsored by English Leather […]

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