Warriors Snub Trump? MVP Awards, Markelle Flutz and Mayweather-McGregor Hoax
EL BARRIO, EL BRONX – I have spent the day fighting off rumors and accusations that I have retired. Apparently, I have been doing so […]
Sydney Crosby
From The Couch: Mets and NHL Playoffs
METROPOLIS, NY – The beginning of a new baseball year and hockey’s second season – the Stanley Cup playoffs – has found me planted on […]
S.O.S. For Teams In Distress???
POUGHKEEPSIE, NY – Since Girls Scouts Troop 1144 performed an ABBA song at the 2012 Talent Show, my eight-year old-now watches Mamma Mia as part […]
Philadelphia: City of Brotherly Loathe, Fans Boo Cancer Ad
PHILTHYDELPHIA, PA – Biochemistry has terrorist cells that claim lives every day while research works diligently for a cure. People fight cancer the same way […]