Tag: Tim Tebow

Big Ben Tuesday: Elephant Crushes Hunter in Zimbabwe, Tebow and the Trials of Job, and a Motivated Ereck Flowers

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Zimbabwe, Africa: There’s not much inspiration in New York sports lately. The Yankees are fun, but they’ve been well covered on these pages. Even making fun of the Mets is getting old, it’s like picking on the stupid kid. So let’s mix it up a little. F it Dude, let’s go bowling. Karma is a Dead Elephant […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: NCAA Basketball, Pats in Sports, Other March Sadness, Sports Weather Emergency

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BRONX, NY – Today is March 15th, a magical time of year for Irish alcoholics (redundant?), people who like throwing away their money on NCAA Basketball pools, and psychopaths who enjoy blizzards after the temperatures have already climbed over 70 degrees. Let your freak flags fly, people! Watch that awful/awesome “Leprechaun” movie that Jennifer Aniston […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s Weekly Free NFL Picks. Tim Tebow to Jets? Cubs Win?!

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ENGLISHTOWN, NJ – I’m feeling out of sorts as I pen today’s effort.  Maybe it has to do with eating a pie plate full of pasta with Bolognese sauce for dinner last night but I’ll never admit to that. Maybe I’m not feeling so confident about today’s picks, due to my gustatory endeavors or going […]

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Five Things I Think I know re Tim Tebow, Gary Sanchez, Mets, Jim Harbaugh, AJ Styles

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SPANISH HARLEM – Today I will be trying something new shtick, a segment called, “Five Things I Think I Know. It will focus on random tidbits that have caught my attention. Today I have five things I want to talk about and I fully expect to revise the amount of things whenever possible but 5 […]

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Vote No on McAdoo; Yes on Piazza! Tom Coughlin Done!

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ADA, OH – The world is talking about outgoing New York Football Giants Coach Tom Coughlin – but with today’s news cycles, I feel compelled to quickly make my points and get the hell out. My fear is that somehow Owners John Mara and Steve Tisch will change their minds and Giants fans will be […]

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Tim Tebow: Is Eagles Polarizing QB Like a Bad Penny or STD?

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PHILADELPHIA, PA – There have been more polarizing, high-profile personalities in professional sports – Reggie Jackson, Alex Rodriguez, OJ Simpson, Howard Cossell, Pete Rose – to name a handful. But Tim Tebow getting time in the City of Brotherly Love is simultaneously fitting and… annoying. Whilst (we’ve been dying to use that word) Philadelphia Eagles […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: More Sports Movies I’m Gonna Make When I Grow Up

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BRONX, NY – I’ve decided to take a quick break from writing my Master’s thesis on heaven and hell themes in 1970s WPIX Children’s programming and the on-air editorials of Richard N. Hughes to focus on some sports movie ideas that have been kicking around inside my head. This might not seem like so much fun […]

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Mets Winning Streak… But At What Cost? Time for Gorilla Warfare?

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HOLLYWOOD, CA – Miami Marlin starting pitcher Tom Koehler’s Adam’s Apple quivered and bobbed as the Mets’ new clean-up hitter ambled to the batter’s box in the bright sunshiny day. The walk-on music: Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz. Some intern’s idea up in production, and while Rhubarb thought it a little on-the-nose (if they wanted the […]

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Life After Peyton Manning? Denver Puts Its Neck on the Line

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MILE HIGH – Peyton Manning is having a season for the ages, passing for 5,477 yards, 55 touchdowns, and a 115.1 passer rating in the regular season; all league highs. Not only has Manning played at a mile-high rate this regular season, but his dominant play has continued into the post-season. The former Indianapolis Colt has led […]

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Cookie’s Corner: 2014 Sports Highlights!

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FROZEN TUNDRA, CT –  Happy 2014, everyone! How about we cram a god damn BLIZZARD down your throat after your kids have been off school for nearly two weeks so you can be saddled with them – amidst a dose of cabin fever like that in The Shining?! No?  Just me?  Well, OK…  But while I […]

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