Tag: Tom Brady

Big Ben Tuesday: Lying Scumbags – Gregg Williams uses the “It Wasn’t Me” Defense and Bill Belichick Plays Dumb

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There’s an old Eddie Murphy bit in Raw where he advises a man caught cheating to deny it no matter what. “I saw you coming out of her house!” Response: “It wasn’t me.” Well, the deny everything defense has caught on. A few days ago Don the Con blamed energy-saving light bulbs for making him […]

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NFL Sports Quiz, Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, NFL News

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BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Sometimes it’s not that you lose, it’s how you lose. Yeah, some call them “bad beats” and these are the games gamblers remember more than the wins. Case and point, Week #1. I told you folks the under (45) was the play in the #Colts – #Chargers tilt. Things looked good with […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Bad Start for New York Football, Pats are Worst Franchise Ever

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A SWAMP IN NJ – Sooooooo, who’s ready for some Daniel Jones? It was a rough weekend for the New York football teams. The Jets blew a heart-breaker and the Giants just blew. On the other hand, the New England Patriots looked unbeatable and oh-by-the-way, added one of the best receivers in the league, albeit […]

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Gluttonous NFL To Fall Like Rome?

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EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – Yesterday, yours truly was treated by a friend, let’s call him Kenny Lettow for purposes here, to the NY J-E-T-S vs “We’re Talkin’ Proud” Buffalo Bills, New York’s only NFL team. Aside from the abysmal play from both QBs that left even this neutral fan feeling frustrated, it was a fun […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, NFL Notes, Banter. Week 1

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BLOOMINGBURG, NY – The Mets’ Edwin Diaz (Friday night) and current free agent wide receiver Antonio Brown (all summer long) were at it again… and so am I. Friends, it’s time to dust off the wad of cash you’ve been saving and hiding from your wife since you blew it all betting on last year’s […]

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Replacement Matt Friday: Sh*tty Start To NFL Season, Mets Fans Stages of Met Grief

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EYE OF HURRICANE, ATLANTIC OCEAN – Hey Kids! Ya miss me? I’m back with another edition of stuff for my massive fanbase and readership. It’s getting so huge I think I’m on the verge of being an influencer and will have companies hurling tons of free sh– my way. Time for the endorsement train to […]

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Thoughts on Andrew Luck, Ezekiel Elliott, Retirement and Injuries in the NFL

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SPANISH HARLEM – The biggest news of the week, at least in my opinion, surrounded two players that many thought would play major roles in their respective offenses this season: Andrew Luck and Ezekiel Elliott. These two stars were thought to be the most important pieces of their team’s and now the Dallas Cowboys and […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Three Scenarios for Giants’ Season & Switch to Danny Dimes

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VACATION SPOT, USA – With a stellar pre-season, the Daniel Jones haters have shut up to go eat their crow. Expectations have changed in Big Blueville, but Elisha Nelson Manning will not go quietly to pasture. With a solid preseason of his own and renewed vigor, Eli is looking for one more miracle run. With […]

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100 Years of the NFL: Then And Now

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“Personally, I think it’s a shame, all the star football players who retired in the prime of life. Lou Groza, washed up at 43. Ben Agajanian, prematurely retired at 45. Y. A. Tittle, gone when he was 38 and Bob Waterfield at 33. Norm Van Brocklin hung them up at 35 as did Otto Graham, […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: An Open Letter to Tom Brady

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NEW YORK, NY – Before I get into this, I need to clear up one thing. As far as New England Patriots bashing goes, I’ve pretty much been a non-participant all these years. Though I am no Pats fan, I can at least appreciate a team that has been this good for this long, owned by […]

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