Tag: Tom Brady
Big Ben: Things You Should Have Done Instead of Watching Horrible Super Bowl
SNOOZEVILLE, USA – Was that Downton Abbey or the Super Bowl? Holy hell was that boring. The only thing worse than the game was the halftime show. Here’s are a few things I would have rather been doing than watching that game. 1. Listen to a season’s worth of questions to Bill Bellichick about the […]
Tom Brady Knows: All Is Possible If You’re A Knicks Fan. Kevin Durant? Kyrie?
SPANISH HARLEM – (Some of you saw this article when I accidentally posted it but it was intended for today) I couldn’t wait any longer, I’m writing this article at 8:14 pm on a Friday, while I watch the New York Knicks play against the Boston Celtics. Call it good timing, because A) We all […]
Big Ben Tuesday – Boring All-Star Games and Boras Overplays His Hand
Superbowl, Hell: We’re just a few days from February, the Monday of months, smack dab in the unnecessary extra Super Bowl hype week. In a weak attempt to get some ratings, they put the snoozer N(H and F)L’s All Star games where the Super Bowl should be. At least the growing spectacle of Machado and Harper remaining unaffiliated two weeks […]
Ebs Hot Takes: Baseball Hall of Fame, Tom Brady, Duke Basketball
FROM THE PRESS BOX – I just want to touch on the NFL playoffs before I jump into my hot takes. First off, what was Dee Ford thinking? I’ve played plenty of defensive end and defensive line in my life and never have I lined up that far offsides. I get wanting to use every […]
Angry Ward: Hall of Fame, Hoops, and Horrendous Super Bowl Hype Week
Ken Griffey Jr.? Three douchebags failed to vote for him. Tom Seaver? 5 a-holes saw it clear to leave him off. Hank Aaron? 9 obviously- racist f**kheads didn’t vote for him.
Big Ben Whitney: Chiefs Defeat Patriots and End the Dynasty!
KANSAS CITY , MO – The Chiefs defeated the Patriots 28-24 on Sunday. The Pats started strong but weren’t able to finish. Tom Brady looked like a mortal and the team didn’t have enough talent to keep up with the high flying Chiefs. Did we finally witness the end of this amazing dynasty? The ball bounced […]
HEY! Your Super Bowl Teams Are Set! It’s a Rematch – LA vs Boston!
Brady was his usual clutch self and did what Drew Brees couldn’t do, and that’s win the game for your team in overtime.
Ebs: Never Say Never Again: New England Patriots Edition
FROM THE PRESS BOX – Never again. As a Buffalo Bills fan, it pains me to write this but, never again am I going to bet against the New England Patriots. At least for as long as Tom Brady is their quarterback. After watching the Patriots limp to the playoffs, I felt pretty good about […]
Big Ben: Ranking the Potential Super Bowl Match-ups
Atlanta, GA: With all the top seeds advancing, we have two excellent championship games on tap. Both home teams are favored by around a field goal. As the home team usually gets three points in the line, Vegas thinks these teams are about even. All four teams could are a threat to win it all. Here […]
Angry Ward: What If The Fix Was In On Miracle on Ice, 86 Series, Super Bowl III…
BRONX, NY – Yesterday I started reading ESPN’s piece on disgraced former NBA ref Tim Donaghy, and how he most likely fixed a whole mess of NBA games. This was a revelation only in that the NBA wanted everyone to believe that he never did (yeah, right) and that he was merely a guy with a […]
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