Tag: Tom Brady
Rain Man Rants: Mets Aces Noah Syndergaard, Jacob deGrom, plus Kaepernick, Kraft and Meek Mill
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Welcome to your weekly refuge from the insanity of the world and general chaos that is cable news. I have plenty of topics for you to talk about and have finally caved in and I am ready to talk about the Mets. I couldn’t resist any longer. Besides, the word on […]
Old Fart Cheesy Bruin: No Facebook Baseball, NFL Draft, Mets
MARLBORO, NY – I was all set to make predictions for the opening round of the NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs but the bottom half of the standings in each conference are as muddled as my life, so those prognostications will have to wait. What I do know is the Boston Bruins are in, as are […]
Rain Man Rants: NFL News, Cleveland Browns And NCAA Tournament
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – I should have been done with this piece much earlier but I got caught up with trying to correct people in the politics section of two separate internet sports forums. You wouldn’t believe the number of idiots there are on the Internet (no wise cracks!). But lucky for me I […]
Céad Míle Fáilte To Cam James’ St. Patrick’s Day Sports Limericks
DENVER, CO – The inimitable and unabashedly Irish American Cam James threw his Gaelic Pride (funny/naughty when when said out-loud) and hand in the air as today’s pundit. Actually it was a text exchange: CAM: Am I writing Friday? MANAGEMENT: If you like. CAM: Okay. I have the house to myself tomorrow. You are getting […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: The Rex Hex, March Meh-ness and No Kissin’ Kirk Cousins…Yet
BRONX, NY – Tons going on this week, all over the damn place. Seriously, very tough to keep up with it all. I’m up to the task… sort of. Going to hit on as much as possible, but I’m Hangry Ward right now and will need to cut this short to eat a whole mess of […]
Big Ben Freaky Tuesday: Josh McCown, Tom Brady Swap Swap Careers
Stamford, CT: The QB firedrill is about to kick into high gear, with free agency set to begin on Wednesday. When Kirk Cousins flaps his butterfly wings and chooses his landing spot, the repercussions will flutter across the league. The losers will be scrambling to decide whether to make a push for Case Keenum, Teddy Bridgewater, […]
Grinding Ax Edition: March Madness, Korean Olympics, Browns, Trump
NORTH PYONGYANG – March Madness takes on a whole new meaning today as President Donald Trumps even the NCAA Tournament. The bidding for cable rights will be intense as The Apprentice Korean Edition will soon be filming at a place to be determined. Little Rocket Man Kim Jong Un v Donald Trump is sure to be the HUGEST Summit Ever! News of this diplomatic contest sent […]
Real Philly Fan Super Bowl Reaction, plus God Is An Eagles Fan
SPANISH HARLEM – I finally get my turn to talk about the Super Bowl. I know a lot has been written but you finally get a real reaction to everything that transpired from a real Philadelphia Eagles fan. It’s been a crazy year for me, as they became the team to beat in the NFL, […]
Ebs’ Super Bowl LII Reaction
CLIFTON PARK, NY – Wow. Honestly, I didn’t see this coming. I said it a couple of weeks ago… Russell Wilson and Matt Ryan couldn’t beat the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl. How was Nick Foles going to take them down? Boy, did he prove me wrong. Foles was sensational en route to […]
My Birthday Wishes For My Favorite Teams: Knicks, Yankees, Eagles
SPANISH HARLEM– Just like every athlete, I want to thank the man upstairs for all that I have. Been blessed in ways that’s hard to ignore. That said, I really didn’t have anything to write about because the New York Yankees stink and the Knicks are rebuilding until further notice. All due respect to Angry […]
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