Tag: Tom Brady

ELI MAN-CRUSH: Did I Just Coin That???

ELI MAN-CRUSH: Did I Just Coin That???

February 6, 201237 Comments

Silverlake, Los Angeles–The Priuses (Priusii?) circled the block looking for parking, a Buddhist monk named Lama laughed at a commercial with vampires disintegrating in front of Audi headlights, smokey aroma from the carne asada on the grill–from that carniceria in Compton–filled the air…the Super Bowl party I went to probably wasn’t much like the one [...]

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Cookie’s [Cranky] Corner: Soul Suckers

Cookie’s [Cranky] Corner: Soul Suckers

February 3, 201232 Comments

JOHN VARTAVOS STORE, NYC – Apologies in advance for this column. Despite a VERY mild winter (which makes me VERY happy), this whole week has left me feeling quite down and quite frankly like the soul has been sucked outta me.  So many horrid things came to light that showed the soul is getting sucked [...]

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I’m On A Roll: Picking The Big Games

I’m On A Roll: Picking The Big Games

January 28, 201228 Comments

Rolling In It- Last week I offered four picks for the NFL Conference Championship games.  In response, our very own Lori Levine made a wonderfully strange offer: if I nailed them all, I could watch her pee. I hit three-out-of-four.So close. So close, but yet so far. Sigh . . . So while I might [...]

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The Prince has a new Kingdom and Giants on the Brink.

The Prince has a new Kingdom and Giants on the Brink.

January 27, 201230 Comments

New York, NY – The big baseball news this week is the Detroit Tigers landing all-star first baseman, Prince Fielder for $214 million over nine years. Fielder will try to hit homeruns out of the cavernous Comerica Park for the better part of the next decade as the Tigers first baseman. The only problem is [...]

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Pick This: The Public Professor Picks NFL Winners!

Pick This: The Public Professor Picks NFL Winners!

January 21, 201231 Comments

The Winnter’s Circle:   Last week I hit 4 of the 7 picks I offered up here. Four out of seven, people! You should be so lucky. So let’s keep moving forward, why don’t we. There are two games on tap tomorrow, four bets to be made. (Home teams in CAPS). NEW ENGLAND 7.5 Baltimore [...]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: This Is Your Last Chance, Baseball!

Angry Ward Wednesday: This Is Your Last Chance, Baseball!

January 18, 201229 Comments

NEW YORK, NY – I know that the NFL playoffs are in full swing and literally blotting out every other sporting event under the sun, but I don’t care. The epic New Orleans/San Francisco tilt, the Giants beatdown of The Pack at Lambeau, and Brady’s six tds rescuing Tim Tebow’s virginity from a Ménage à MTM [...]

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A Sure Thing: Unqualified Predictions For The Weekend

A Sure Thing: Unqualified Predictions For The Weekend

January 13, 2012118 Comments

Couch City, USA – This weekend we’ll narrow down the dance contestants for the Vince Lombardi Trophyto four. Like last round, all of the games this weekend should be entertaining. You’ve heard predictions from the experts, so now I’ll give you my unqualified and less than rational picks for this weekend’s games. Lets take a [...]

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The Lord Of The MVP Rings: Peyton Manning To The Jets

The Lord Of The MVP Rings: Peyton Manning To The Jets

January 5, 201260 Comments

NEW YORK, NY – So, what’s next for everyone’s favorite Manning? (And even from this die-hard Giants fan, it’s the one in Indy). The gossip is swirling that he is talking to the Jets, after their disappointing 8-8 season. Plus, it’s no secret that Rex Ryan idolizes Manning, and puts him on a higher pedastal [...]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Sports Stars – They’re Just Like Us!

Angry Ward Wednesday: Sports Stars – They’re Just Like Us!

December 28, 201155 Comments

NEW YORK, NY – I got the inspiration for today’s column from an issue of US magazine my in-laws were kind enough to leave behind at our humble crib after their visit earlier this month. When you take away the fact that I no longer know who three-quarters of the so-called celebrities splashed across the [...]

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Sunday Songfest: NFL QBs Each Given Their Own Song?

Sunday Songfest: NFL QBs Each Given Their Own Song?

November 20, 2011186 Comments

Over the past two weeks Junior Blaber critiqued the quarterbacks for all 32 NFL teams. He was singing praises of some and tuning others about. After 5 hits of acid, three bowls and 13 beers – yesterday’s Hunter Thomspon-esque piece by The Public Professor set me off -  I felt compelled to aside each QB [...]

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