Tag: Tonya Harding

Topping Tiger Woods. What Clemens, Vick, Rose, Dykstra, Harding Need to Do

0 Comments

AUSGUSTA, GA –It was a big week in sports, but there was no bigger story than Tiger Woods, y’all. Tiger fell down the mountain in spectacular fashion. But on Sunday, he completed his eleven-year odyssey back to the top. No athlete has ever gotten back to the pinnacle of their sport after falling so hard. […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Angry Ward Wednesday: Screw the Super Bowl, Get Ready for the Winter Olympics!

1 Comment

BRONX, NY – No postmortem on the Vikings from me this week [insert your wild applause here]. I’m not gonna be talking about the Super Bowl either. Although I think I finally figured out a rooting interest for this horror show. Yep, I will be pulling hard (heh) for a crippling winter storm to dump and […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

PRESS CONFERENCE APOLOGY 101: I'M SORRY… WELL, NOT REALLY

30 Comments

by Jillian Brooks MADISON AVE, NY – In lieu of Angry Ward’s fantastic musical timepiece yesterday, and with particular focus on the athletes that led to some of the best jokes in that article, I give you, Thursday’s post: Guidelines for a Press Conference Apology: NUMBER ONE: Admit that something YOU did was wrong. Admitting […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

ICE OR EYESORE

34 Comments

“I used to have a wild time with 3 women until 5 a.m., but I am getting older. In the Olympic Village here, I will live it up with 5 women, but only until 3 a.m.” – Alberto Tomba 1960: Last time Team USA beat Canada by West Coast Craig HOLLAND HOUSE, OLYMPIC VILLAGE – […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE F**K-IT LIST

19 Comments

NEW YORK, NY—For some reason, it seems to be all the rage these days for scribes at places like ESPN and SI.com to come up with their own personal sports Bucket Lists. For those of you not in the know, this whole “bucket list” thing is based on a schmaltzy Jack Nicholson/Morgan Freeman movie where […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: PRO SPORTS HALL OF JERKS

42 Comments

by Angry Ward DALLAS, TX – Welcome everyone to the grand opening of the Professional Sports Hall of Jerks, located in beautiful Dallas, Texas. This hallowed hall of hateful heroes wouldn’t have been possible without the generous support of billionaire benefactor, and gigantic jerk, Jerry Jones. Just a word of warning, Jerry likes to skimp […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Back to Top