Tag: Troy Aikman

Big Ben’s NFL Tuesday: Stephen Jones Embarrasses Himself, A Bill Quits, and Fitz Makes Magic

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It’s been a fun two weeks in the NFL, unless you’re a Giants fan. To avoid talking about them for at least another week, I’m going to focus on some standout off-the-field performances. This week we have a bloviator, an abdicator, and a dominator. The Bloviator I might be late to the game on this, […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: An Open Letter to Jerry Jones

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August 8, 2018 Dear Jerry Jones: It has come to our attention that you are still the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, one of the most reviled franchises in the history of professional sports. Good for you… for still being alive! We can remember all those years ago when you took control of the only […]

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Two Nights Before Christmas: Holiday Sports Poem About Teams & Sports Writers

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HOMELAND, NJ – It would be easy to take on the role of The Gloater this week… However, it is Christmas week here in Mattville.  In lieu of this approach, I have decided to re-write  a Christmas Poem. I hope you all enjoy it. Two Nights Before Christmas ‘Twas two nights before Christmas and all through […]

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Things I’m Fake Grateful For: PED Users, Truly Offensive Coordinators, Troy Aikman Doing Giants Games

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I remember Bill Gallo in the Daily News used to insert his amazing “cartoons” into his columns, especially around the holidays.  They were always clever and topical and he used his skill for things like portraying George Steinbrenner as a crazy German “Boss” and to depict the great Thurman Munson looking down from heaven as all of New York mourned his early […]

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COOKIE's CORNER: FASHION POLICE FRIDAY

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MILAN, ITALY – Cookie here and The Matts have jetted me off to Milan to get a jump on next season’s fashions. Unfortunately, no one told them it was a bit late, but I decided to go anyway because the closest I get to Italian anything these days is Chef Boyardee. My fashion assignment got […]

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COMMENTARY ON COMMENTATORS

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by Junior Blaber BROOKLYN, NY – I was watching the USA v Netherlands soccer game the other day and was amazed when I how bad the boys in the booth were. These commentators were nothing short of awful. So, feeling it my duty to to do something now that I’ve found a worthy sports haven […]

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