GROTE'S GUIDE TO THE XXI OLYMPIC WINTER GAMES
VANCOUVER, BC – The XXI Olympic Winter Games begin tonight so I thought it fitting to provide our readers with a simple guide. Positioned perfectly […]
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FEBRUARY AIN'T OCTOBER: IT'S A SUCKY TIME IN SPORTS
by Junior Blaber NEW YORK, NY – February is the WORST month of the year for sports, especially New York sports, and it makes me […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: STATE OF THE UNION
Baseball’s Armageddon FLUSHING, NY – (3 minute applause) Good evening fellow Meet The Matts readers this is Jeff Wilpon and I’d like to welcome you […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WINTER OLYMPICS PREVIEW
VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA – What, you think I’m giving you a stupid Winter Olympics preview? Screw you! I don’t owe anyone anything, least of […]
SOMETHING SPECIAL: MATT CERRONE REPORTS!
FLUSHING, NY – Yesterday we promised bringing you something special, today. And special this is! In a groundbreaking, platform-crossing, cyberspace-rattlin’ meeting of great sports minds, […]
COOKIE's CORNER: SAVING FACE
DR. MENGELE’S LAB, PARTS UNKNOWN – This week’s press has been all aflutter with uber-media whore and absolute ZERO, Heidi Montag (her name doesn’t deserve […]
IS BASEBALL BROKEN???
by Different Matt HOT STOVESVILLE, USA – Well it’s cold, and snowy and the calendar is just one page long. There’s a new Lackey in […]
WE DIDN’T SLEEP WITH TIGER… YET
NO HOLES BARRED, FL – It’s no secret that we’re shameless publicity whores trying to make a tooney or two with this whole Matts thing. […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE; BASEBALL'S WINTER MEETINGS
by Grote2DMax This one is for Mike In The Excelsior- a regular here… INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Baseball’s Winter Meetings kick off here Monday, so it […]
L.A. PLAYS CHICKEN WITH THE NFL
by West Coast Craig SAN GABRIEL VALLEY – It’s been fifteen years since Georgia Frontiere and Al Davis became so upset that SoCal taxpayers refused […]