Tag: Vince McMahon

Angry Ward Wednesday: Don’t Watch Sports!

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BRONX, NY – I’m back from vacation. On Monday I stared right down the barrel of that solar eclipse, sans viewing specs, and was rewarded with super powers beyond my wildest dreams. For starters, I am now completely impervious to late-night texts from Short Matt asking me to edit someone’s column and telling me how much […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Kiner’s Korner, Rizzuto, Midnight Wrestling. Sports the Way They Used to Be

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BRONX, NY – All of this basketball free agency bed-hopping, babying of baseball players, and the now 12-month-a-year NFL news cycle have got me longing for a simpler time. A time when the Mets played on WOR Channel 9, the Yankees played on WPIX 11, and Gilligan’s Island reruns played on WNEW Channel 5. Back […]

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Opening Day for deBaby deGrom and WrestleMania from Jerry’s World!

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This article courtesy of Jackson Sternberg… FLUSHING, NY – It is Opening Day – and not just for the New York Mets. At press time, it remained a very real possibility that it was opening day for deBaby deGrom too. We here at MTM wish Jacob and his family nothing but the best of health for […]

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WWE Hall of Fame Aint Just For Wrestlers: Sports Stars and Celebs in the Ring

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SUPLEX, USA – This past week Hollywood lost one of its longest tenured performers, Mickey Rooney.  Another actor/entertainer/sports star, James Hellwig, passed away as well.  Known better as The Ultimate Warrior of wrestling fame, Hellwig was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame just days prior to his death. Hall of Fame?  There’s a wrestling […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: ACHIEVEMENTS IN SPORTS SCATOLOGY

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FLUSHING, NY – In the long, storied history of sports there has also been an equally long, storied history of bathroom lines and fans’ bodily function foibles. Off the top of my head, I can recall a Mets/Giants game at Shea back in the late ’70s when my big brother spent the entire contest throwing […]

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GROTE'S GRIPES: SERBY'S SUNDAY Q & A

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NEW YORK, NY – The Sunday NY Post is a must read. Sure The NY Times may have 23 Sunday sections but all of those sections combined cannot provide the entertainment that Steve Serby’s Q & A column does for Sunday Post readers. For those who don’t know Steve Serby, he is a hack sportswriter […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: PRO SPORTS HALL OF JERKS

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by Angry Ward DALLAS, TX – Welcome everyone to the grand opening of the Professional Sports Hall of Jerks, located in beautiful Dallas, Texas. This hallowed hall of hateful heroes wouldn’t have been possible without the generous support of billionaire benefactor, and gigantic jerk, Jerry Jones. Just a word of warning, Jerry likes to skimp […]

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