Tony La Russa, Cam Newton, Neil Cavuto, Meet_The_Matts

ICYMI Sports Ticker: Tony La Russa, Neil Cavuto, J-E-T-S

November 10, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – As we wait in joyful hope for the coming of our [Tuesday] savior, Big Ben Whitney, here are some tidbits to […]

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Sports Rain Man: Dodgers Close In, Bad Jets, Mets Moves

October 26, 2020 Junoir Blaber 0

EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday! I cannot believe the weekend is over so fast. Between my real estate work and honey-do-list, the whole […]

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MLB Wild Card Hunt: Manager Moves, Joe Girardi, Wally Backman, Mickey Callaway, Custer and Revere?

August 17, 2019 The Matts 0

CHELSEA, NYC – Working on the set of a popular major network cop show last night as a Special Effects guy making smoke and wetting […]

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What If George Steinbrenner Owned the Mets?

May 25, 2018 The Matts 0

FLUSHING, NY – Such is the current (okay, constant) State of the NY Mets, that even after a hope-filled Steven Matz win, this died-dyed-in-the-wool fan […]

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NY Mets Mickey Mouse Management Plops Poop on Terry Collins, Fans

September 23, 2017 Matt McCarthy 0

FLUSHING, NY – The part of Queens that the team calls home says it all. Flushing. And the terlet (as the locals say) tank can’t […]

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Fooling Yourself: New York Mets Players and Styx Songs

August 14, 2016 Cheesy Bruin 17

ENGLISHTOWN, NJ – I’m not really sure of the marketing principle behind booking Rock ‘n Roll has-beens for post-game concerts, but that’s what happened at […]

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Alex Rodriguez Peed Yogi’s House; Yankees Won’t Pay Him, Wally Backman

April 21, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 27

“Alex Rodriguez peed on our house!” – Carmen Sucart, wife of Yuri-former A-Rod cousin, confidant, steroid mule. YOGI BERRA MUSEUM, LITTLE FALLS, NJ – As […]

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Hot Stove Rumors and Hopes: A-Rod, Lester, Shields, Wally, Bobby V

October 24, 2014 Matt McCarthy 18

NEW YORK, NY – Historically, October hasn’t been a good baseball month but for many MLB fans across the MLB Universe. While the Yankees, Braves, […]

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Wally World, Sad Sack Diamondbacks and State Hypocrisy called Arizona Ruining Mets?

April 14, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 47

PHOENIX, AZ – Of all the things for which I have mercilessly blasted Sandy Alderson during his tenure as Mets GM, perhaps the one that […]

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T-DAY THANK YOU BOMBS: どうもありがとう

November 26, 2009 The Matts 11

MATTVILLE, USA – As Grandma Erna talks quilts, Aunt Lila serves up the homemade applesauce and Uncle Bernie pops a Schaeffer, we can’t help but […]

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