Tag: Wes Welker

Big Ben’s Super Bowl Recap: Brick Hands Brady Terminated by Pederson’s Mighty Balls

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Now that the Super Bowl is over, it’s time to talk about the Knicks. They suck. Now back to football. That game had more plot twists than the episode of This is Us that followed. You know, according to my wife. I didn’t watch it. Anyhoo, let’s try to make some sense of one wild […]

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Super Sports Babe Lori Levine on Super Baugh, Wes Welker’s Wife & Colin Pumpernickel

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NEW YORK, NY –  I’m pretty sure that almost every story in sports right now has to do with Lance Armstrong, Mante Te’O, or the Super Bowl and since my imagination has been halted by New York’s 9 degree weather, I figured I’d jump on that. Plus, the most interesting story in sports right now […]

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Baltimore Tumbles into the Bay: Ravens Win For Art & Earl

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BALTIMORE, MD –  Only three more columns from Baltimore.  I’m retiring from Mattsville after the Super Bowl, and none to soon.  Charm City is crumbling fast, and I need to devote my energies to gathering supplies and strengthening the bunker. The zombie apocalypse begins here, bitches. The first omen came on Saturday morning when I […]

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2013 NFL Pro Bowl: The C’Mon Man! All-Snub Team

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DJ Eberle, who writes an NFL For Rugby Heads on Sundays for RugbyWrapUp.com, is a lineman, along with his brother, at Western New England University. He’s big enough to take a hit, and took one last night at 8pm for the MTM Team when Cam James and Lori Levine phoned in after too much eggnog. […]

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I CAN'T SEE A THING WITHOUT MY GLASSES

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by West Coast Craig TEAGEL OPTOMETRY, L.A. – For the first time in my life, I’m a man wearing glasses. When the optometrists learned how long it’d been since I had an eye check-up – NEVER – they were sincerely concerned that I actually operated a motor vehicle to their office. So, after a series […]

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