Tag: Zach Wheeler
MLB Trade Deadline Mets, NFL Holdout Season, LA Clippers
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – I would say our fans expect better of me but who am I kidding? Our fan base is a cult, so they will put up with my shenanigans. Plus, I know the owner can’t fire me. Today’s topics are: Tradeline Mets, NFL Holdout Season And LA Clippers. Trade Deadline Mets: […]
Woes, Not Wins For Mets? Wheeler, Walker and Wright Are Wrong.
MARLBORO, NY – Hope springs eternal… but I’m already here to rain on the Mets parade before the season starts. There are some red flags as we speak and little has been done again by Mets management to address the infield and, of all things, the pitching. “W’ stands for wins in baseball but for […]
Buffalo Springfield, Tim Duncan, The Espys and 2nd Half Mets
EL BRONX, EL BARRIO – We do sports here at MTM. However, you would be crazy to think we are immune to what is going on around the country right now. So, I will talk a little about it… but we will definitely also focus on talking sports. Today’s topics are: Buffalo Springfield, Tim Duncan, The ESPY’S […]
Paging Dr Alderson: Mets Season Already in Jeopardy!
Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Now for the news… HIALEAH, FL – Where was the adult in the room? Huh? Where the hell was he? I want answers. I want the truth, and you know what? We don’t get the truth any more. In fact, it’s been a long damn time since we got anything remotely […]
Sports Tuesday: Jew, Not A Jew, Zach Wheeler and Phil Mickelson’s Boobs
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – With due respect to Sid Farkas, I always preferred the Bro to the Manzier. But enough about US Open runner-up Phil Mickelson, who clearly could use additional under-wire support for the back 9. I’ve always wondered rather derisively if golfers should be considered athletes? Should golf commentators use words like courageous and valiant […]
Of Rebuilding And Old Baseball Men: Sandy Alderson Stinks
OAKLAND, CA – As I sit absolutely baffled as to how Michael Kay landed a prize like local anchorwoman Jodi Applegate, I am reminded of a couple of things. The ’90s gave us Lyle Lovett and Julia Roberts and 2010 brought us Sandy Alderson, my eponymous alter ego. I must admit that my intentions had […]
I Am Sparta! I Am Ancient Ruins! Mets, Yanks, Knicks & Spartan Races
LAS VEGAS, NV – The Yankees have shown a pulse in the two non-Hughes pitched games this weekend, the Mets surged to two games above .500 (while R.A. Dickey got shelled in Toronto…there was no Will Middlebrooks in the National League last year), and the Knicks have seized the momentum in the NBA with a […]
Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman and….Dragon Dictation
For those of you that know me the following will be a whimsical tour through my brain. For those of you that don’t this might be akin to watching the hills have eyes on pcp. Basically yesterday at around 430-5pm i found out that my computer had a virus and I could not take it […]
Break-Up The Mets, Man United Falling, MLB Fan-Turned-Player
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Interesting sports week for me. Of course baseball dominated the week but a couple of other sports side notes got my attention. Everyone has talked about the MLB Trading Deadline, so I will give my thoughts re watching your team stop being the best or becoming dream fulfilled. Today’s topics […]
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