Fat Bart & The Flushing Farces: No… Really!
ORLANDO, FL – It’s gotten as surreal as it possibly could for fans of the New York Mets. PED pitcher Bartolo Colon, who was suspended […]
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Happy ThanksHanuking! Thanksgiving Day Thanks to Angry Ward, Rob Ford, Turkey Bowls, A-Rod, Team Owners
NEW YORK, NY – With the NYPD measuring the local wind-speed as we strain against our balloon tethers – next to Snoopy, Spidey and Hello, […]
Nutty Owners of the Flailing Knicks and Nets Predict Wins
BROOKLYN, NY – Blues rocker and Cable Guy Extraordinariness, Jim Dolan and Russia’s version of Stephen Merchant, Mikhail Prokhorov, have both guaranteed that their basketball […]
Hot Stove Specials: 7 Baseball Trades and Signings That Need To Happen
ORLANDO, FL – With our Wednesday correspondent, Angy Ward, on a Winter Meetings sojourn, it was left to our Write A Column Contest Winner to […]
Emergency Sports Week Recap: Big PEDi, Amish Red Sox, Mark Cuban, The Garden, Tall Matt Breaking Bad
NEW YORK, NY – It was a big week in sports, to say the least. The Boston Red Sox, Mark Cuban, Rangers, Knicks and Tall […]
When Baseball Cheating Is Okay
“If you are going to cheat in baseball, do it the way that they have been doing it for a century: doctor the baseball! Jon […]
Week 5 NFL Picks & Cheerleader Pix
PHILADELPHIA, PA – After a horrific week of going 0-4, and having my laptop screen explode in a way not covered by the warranty, it’s […]
When It Comes To PED Use, Fans Are Guilty
MILWAUKEE, WI – As far as Performance Enhancing Drugs go, we’ve been ignoring the 800 lb gorilla in the room – or at the stadium […]
All Star Questions
CITIFIELD, NY – While we wait for Fake Sandy Alderson to overcome his technical difficulties, let’s take a quick look at the MLB extravaganza that […]
Independence Day Hangover: Players That Should Call In Sick
FT. McHENRY, MA – The day after Independence Day is supposed to be an-off day. You know, part of a 3-day weekend. But when it […]