Tim McCarver Spews Poop; Moribund Mets Win The Damn Thing
NEW YORK, NY – As Tim McCarver spews poop, my Moribund Mets Win the Damn Thing, 5-4!!! A special Thanks to Kirk Gibson for inexplicably […]
The Quest For D12: Who Gets Dwight Howard?
OAKLAND, CA – And NBA Free Agency starts… NOW! This off-season’s biggest free agent target is former Los Angeles Lakers center Dwight Howard. After a […]
Stanley Cup of Cliches: When Your Team Loses
The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat is how Jim McKay summarily described ABC’s Wide World of Sports coverage for all those years […]
Danica Patrick: From Go Karts to Go Daddy, Wimbledon Woes, and Aaron Hernandez’ Jersey Exchange
ATLANTA, GA – We start this week’s Preacher’s Row down south where former Atlanta Braves’ 3rd baseman and perennial slugger, Chipper Jones was being honored […]
Burning Cash: A-Rod Tweets, Cashman Breathes Fire
THE BRONX, NY – We all know that Alex Rodriguez is an idiot and the Yankees brass are sick of him. But this week we […]
Dumb Celeb Athletes: Heed my Advice
ST. LOUIS, MO – There are few things more annoying than news headlines about Athletes/Celebrities involved in gun crimes. After weeks of speculation, Aaron Hernandez […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Ageless Athletic Wonders; Satchel Paige, Gordie Howe, George Blanda, Short Matt
NEW YORK, NY – These past few days in New York we’re experiencing what I like to call Do the Right Thing Weather, where if you […]
VIDEO: Duaner Sanchez on David Wright, Jose Reyes, Daniel Murphy
PORT ST. LUCIE, FL – We got to sit down with New York Met Reliever Duaner Sanchez for a solid 40 minutes yesterday afternoon and […]
Back, Back, Back, Back and why ESPN Sucks
*Hats off to the Blackhawks. Now for other breaking sports news: ESPN Sucks…. MAKE-US- BRISTLE, CT – Remember when ESPN was a novelty? When it […]
Supermoon: Clippers Trade For Doc, Polish Brewers, Dodgers Kill NFL in LA, AL Least
HOLLYWOOD, CA – With the moon as close to the earth as it’ll be for a while, surf patterns are skewed, traffic patterns are strange, […]