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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE SECOND ANNUAL GOLDEN TURKEY AWARDS

November 25, 2009 Angry Ward 0

WICHITA, KS – Welcome to the luxurious Braidwood Inn in beautiful downtown Wichita for the 2nd Annual Golden Turkey Awards. These Thanksgiving-themed trophies go to […]

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BIG BROTHER AND THE NO FUN LEAGUE

November 24, 2009 Dr. Diz 24

by Missy-Jill Dixie & Ed Diz (Missy and Ed happened to be at a biz conference together – no hanky-panky was involved. Allegedly.) SAN ANTONIO, […]

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THANKS GIVING

November 23, 2009 West Coast Craig 27

by West Coast Craig PLYMOUTH, MA – With baseball season a month past, the first Pilgrims were starved for sports entertainment. Fortunately, out of the […]

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SORRY CHARLIE, YOU AIN'T NO TUNA!

November 22, 2009 Rex O Rourke 18
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RICKS TRICKS IN THE BLUEGRASS STATE

November 21, 2009 Dr. Diz 5

BOWLING GREEN, KENTUCKY Editors note: Due to ongoing contract negotiations with Meet the Matts, technical difficulties, and a fifth of Makers Mark consumed on Firday […]

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TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

November 21, 2009 The Matts 13

MTM HQ: For whatever reason, the column that was posted here at 1:30 AM is now MISSING. We are trying to sort that out… Please […]

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GROTE'S GRIPES: WE WAS ROBBED… BY THE HAND OF FROG

November 20, 2009 42

PARIS, FRANCE – Admit it sports fans you’ve all screamed how your team was robbed before, probably on multiple occasions. Joe Jacobs is famously credited […]

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THE DEVIL AND MR. JONES

November 19, 2009 Dr. Diz 24

by Eddiz ARLINGTON, TX – It’s not hell but you can see it from here. Down here in Texas, the Bible-bangers are at it again. […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: DOES LOVE FADE?

November 18, 2009 Angry Ward 42

NEW YORK, NY — As I watched my all-time favorite team, the Minnesota Vikings, move to 8-1 this past Sunday a thought occurred to me: […]

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ENOUGH, BY GEORGE! LEAVE THE BOSS BE

November 16, 2009 The Matts 28

BRONX, NY – We waited. We waited for the victory cigar smoke to dissipate and the financial statement confetti to be completely swept from the […]

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