Angry Ward Wednesday: Start Spreadin the News… New York Teams Suck
NEW YORK, NY – There’s just no way to sugarcoat this, so let’s get right down to it. In case you haven’t noticed, due to […]
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Angry Ward Wednesday: Week of Greatness
NEW YORK, NY – Today is November 27, Thanksgiving Eve, and it’s on like Donkey Kong. Sure the weather is wreaking havoc with travel plans, […]
Nutty Owners of the Flailing Knicks and Nets Predict Wins
BROOKLYN, NY – Blues rocker and Cable Guy Extraordinariness, Jim Dolan and Russia’s version of Stephen Merchant, Mikhail Prokhorov, have both guaranteed that their basketball […]
Emergency Sports Week Recap: Big PEDi, Amish Red Sox, Mark Cuban, The Garden, Tall Matt Breaking Bad
NEW YORK, NY – It was a big week in sports, to say the least. The Boston Red Sox, Mark Cuban, Rangers, Knicks and Tall […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: The Best NBA Preview Ever from Sports Hell
“I could have sworn Sarah Palin said John McCain was a Maverick.” NEW YORK, NY – Look, it’s been well-documented already, I’m in Sports Hell. […]
No Mo Mo! Knicks/Rangers vs Net/Isles, MLB Playoffs, Niners/Rams, No Soccer
EL BARIO, BRONX – “Do this in remembrance of me” – Luke 22:19/1 Corinthians 11:24. It’s a good opening since yours truly is covering for […]
Don’t Call it a Comeback: Jeter Insult To Injury
The Bronx, NY – The long awaited return of Derek Jeter went off with a bang. The Captain came back from two ankle fractures and […]
Sending Out An S.O.S to Rangers, Nets, Knicks Cowboys?!
“Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank needs to turn his attention away from the NFL draft and pay more attention to his Home Depot bathrooms.” UPSTATE, […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Post-Super Bowl Coping Guide
NEW YORK, NY – If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it three or four times, February is the worst month on the calendar. It […]
MTM Christmas Spectacular, Knicks, A-Rod, Mets, NHL
NEW YORK, NY – First let me apologize for my absence this past week. I’ve been jammed up at the office trying to cross all […]