These Are NOT Your Father’s Yankees

April 22, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 10

BRONX, NY – Bryce Harper, Matt Harvey, and Jake Arrieta will all be free agents after the 2018 MLB Season. Manny Machado, the brilliant young […]

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Bryce Harper vs. Pap! Flop Sweat Everywhere!

September 29, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

Douglaston, NY—In “Broadcast News,” the classic film of nearly 30 years ago, there is a memorable exchange between the great Albert Brooks and co-star William […]

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THE DARK KNIGHT HAS RETURNED! METS ARE NL EAST CHAMPS!

September 27, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 5

Cincinnati, OH—At long last the New York Mets have clinched the 2015 National League East Division! The Mets are headed to the playoffs for the first […]

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Tricky Dicks: Jordan, Nats, Cowboys and The Boz

August 11, 2015 Alan Sternberg 13

DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA – One of the questions that has gone unanswered over the centuries has really never been solved: What is a Dick? No, […]

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Mets Rivals… Bill Cosby, Jared From Subway, John Rocker?

August 4, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 32

INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MN – Ahhh…to be transported back to the Salad days of the 1980s. Bill Cosby was America’s Dad, Jared the Subway guy was […]

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Opening Day Dreams, Duke and Fat Presidents Bartolo and Taft

April 7, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 28

MIKE PENCE COMMUNITY CENTER, IN – I found some interesting tidbits to nibble (other than the Cinnamon Toast Crunch between my sofa’s cushions), as I […]

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Opening Day! Rob Manfred Era and Mets 800 lb Gorilla

April 6, 2015 West Coast Craig 25

WASHINGTON, DC – The bunting furls in the afternoon sun – red white and blue – against the nation’s capital. The fans teeming the streets […]

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MLB’s Best: Mike Trout, Bryce Harper or Jay Robertson?

March 3, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 31

FALLS CHURCH, VA – You want some baseball talk? I’ll give you some baseball talk. Just like ESPN and their 30 camps in 30 days […]

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Looking Back in Anger at MLB Picks that weren’t, Plus Jews eating Pulled Pork

September 23, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 20

BOCA RATON, FL – Let’s flash back 6 months to Spring Training 2013.  We’re having coffee outside Einstein’s Bagels on Palmetto Park Road, opposite Publix and […]

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