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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: NAMING CANDY BARS AFTER REX, WRIGHT, JOE PA & KIM K

September 28, 2011 Angry Ward 47

NEW YORK, NY – Why the hell don’t they name candy bars after famous athletes anymore? Is it simply because the Reggie Bar looked like […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!

May 5, 2010 Angry Ward 28

Times Square Siesta NEW YORK, NY – So, for those of you who haven’t heard, some yahoo tried to set off a bomb in Times […]

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MY DADDY CAN BEAT UP YOUR DADDY

March 7, 2010 Rex O Rourke 28

by Rex O’Rourke TOBACCO ROAD, NC – So last night I’m watching Duke throttle North Carolina and I ask myself: “Self, what is the biggest […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WINTER OLYMPICS PREVIEW

January 27, 2010 Angry Ward 33

VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA – What, you think I’m giving you a stupid Winter Olympics preview? Screw you! I don’t owe anyone anything, least of […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WE’RE GONNA FIND OUT WHO’S NAUGHTY AND NICE

December 2, 2009 Angry Ward 26

THE NORTH POLE – In our never-ending quest to get you the hottest breaking sports scoops first, The Matts sent a pair of bald elfin […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE SECOND ANNUAL GOLDEN TURKEY AWARDS

November 25, 2009 Angry Ward 0

WICHITA, KS – Welcome to the luxurious Braidwood Inn in beautiful downtown Wichita for the 2nd Annual Golden Turkey Awards. These Thanksgiving-themed trophies go to […]

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GROTE'S GRIPES: WE WAS ROBBED… BY THE HAND OF FROG

November 20, 2009 42

PARIS, FRANCE – Admit it sports fans you’ve all screamed how your team was robbed before, probably on multiple occasions. Joe Jacobs is famously credited […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: DOES LOVE FADE?

November 18, 2009 Angry Ward 42

NEW YORK, NY — As I watched my all-time favorite team, the Minnesota Vikings, move to 8-1 this past Sunday a thought occurred to me: […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: SIX EDUCATION

November 4, 2009 Angry Ward 74

BRONX, NY – Here we are on November frogging 4th and we’re still talking about baseball. Game 6 between the Yanks and Phils tonight at […]

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MET CASTOFF DISPOSES OF SMELLY SOX

October 11, 2009 Rex O Rourke 34

By Rex O’Rourke LONDON, ENGLAND – With apologies to Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, it’s time for another song parody from Rex (with a little […]

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