It’s 10:00 PM. Do You Know Where Your NBA and NFL Stars Are?

December 3, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 30

MILWAUKEE, WI – As a major multinational media conglomerate, Meet The Matts is obligated to provide a certain number of Public Service Announcements each year. […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Tampa Bay Slave Trade and Other Sports Scams

December 3, 2014 Angry Ward 30

BRONX, NY – It’s December 3rd, and there are all sorts of feel-good holiday sports stories floating around these days. In Nassau County, the New York […]

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Cyber Monday Sports Deals! Coughlin, Colon, Harbaugh, Manziel, Rice All For Cheap

December 1, 2014 West Coast Craig 21

DENVER, CO– Rocky Mountain Craig reporting this week, coming at you from the posh (and very white) Cherry Hills neighborhood where the women all look […]

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Turkeys? Not These guys! 50 Years of MLB, NFL and George Costanza Memories

November 27, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

PLYMOUTH ROCK –  It was with great relief and appreciation that I read staff leader Angry Ward’s comments yesterday in which he graciously punted the […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Let Us Give Franks, Not Thanks

November 26, 2014 Angry Ward 32

BRONX, NY – Today is the day before Thanksgiving and I have to be frank with you; I have precious little time to bang out […]

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Leah Still, Biggest Hockey Crowd Ever, Bald Black NHL Fans, Alex Ovechkin

November 24, 2014 Junoir Blaber 22

“She is a living, breathing reminder that every day is a win, every moment a special triumph“- Martin Rogers, USA Today columnist. NEW YORK, NY […]

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$325M! Stop Doin’ Dumb Sh¡t!, Buffalo Bills Snow Job, Honey Badger, Super Bowl Cards?

November 20, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 14

DEPEW, NY – It’s not even Thanksgiving yet. Winter is still 6 weeks away. While these things may mean something to most of America, they […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: All the Sports News You Can Fit in Kim Kardashian’s Butt

November 19, 2014 Angry Ward 29

BRONX, NY – Lots to cover here today, with much of it concerning the ladies, so let’s get right to it. Kim Cracks the Internet. […]

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Sports and Sitcoms: Modern Family, The Munsters, Leo the Lip, Mr Ed

November 12, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 28

BEDROCK – Several of my esteemed MTM colleagues have recently shown extraordinary creativity, making my attempts at doing Sports with a Wink a bit challenging. […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Who is Running Hot and Cold in Sports

November 12, 2014 Angry Ward 43

BRONX, NY – We’ve been experiencing some unseasonably high temps here in the Northeast the past couple of days, but now local forecasters are doing their […]

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