Replacement Matt Rants re Mets, Yanks, Bettman, Barkley, Christie
NEW YORK, NY – With the knowledge that I’m filling in for Angry Ward, I’m trying to work myself into a frenzy that would be […]
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Sports Tuesday: Jew, Not A Jew, Zach Wheeler and Phil Mickelson’s Boobs
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – With due respect to Sid Farkas, I always preferred the Bro to the Manzier. But enough about US Open runner-up Phil Mickelson, who […]
Tardy Tuesday: Players Who Should Retire
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Our newest columnist, Fake Sandy Alderson, is having some technical difficulties on a Padres vs Giants scouting mission. His people tell […]
Mets Can’t Stop The Music
FLUSHING, NY – The New York Mets action on the field this year has been foreign to anything resembling what is expected of a Major […]
MLB Fight Club, King James the Poet, Hero & Villain of the Week
NEW YORK, NY – The stormy weather has finally ended and the sun is shining in NYC. But dark clouds continue to follow the NY […]
It’s Raining Mets Losses, Spurs 3’s, and Hockey Overtimes
New York, NY – There haven’t been many sunny days lately around here. The rain continues to fall all over the northeast. The shame for […]
State of the Mets: Electric Daisy Carnival and Cardinals Fans
CITIFIELD, QUEENS – Tuesday night, as waited in line to claim my free hot dog and fries at the left field landing concession stand, we […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Now Caffeinated! Featuring Mariano, Tebow, Belichick and Bashful Bugs
BRONX, NY – My PC is afflicted with some sort of horrendous virus. On top of this I am dragging ass from being out in […]
Mets Management To Mets Fans: Drop Dead!
NEW YORK, NY – With apologies to Lieutenant Dan, Lieutenant Weinberg, Major Harris, Captain Munnerlyn, and all other military personnel who’ve honored this country through […]
Say Ahh! Dentists, Hockey Teeth, Michael Douglas and Cancer
BOSTON, MA – We interrupt the comedic spin on MTM to bring you this important Public Service Announcement not from the Ad Council. Get to […]