Big Ben: Elvis Andrus and Baby Shark, Do Do Do Do, Gunnar Solskjaer
ARLINGTON, TX – With the NFL draft approaching, MLB off and running, the NCAA Final Four locked and loaded, and the NHL and NBA coming […]
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Angry Ward Thursday: Break Up the Mariners and Don’t Watch March Madness
NEW YORK, NY – This is getting ridiculous. Like everyone else, I’m tired of the pinch-hitting. You’ve read my repetitive garbage, not only should I not […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Holiday Sports Wish List
BRONX, NY – It’s the holiday season. So whoop-de-doo and hickory dock, and don’t forget to hang up your sock… as Andy Williams warbled in […]
NFL Giddy as Eli Manning Shuts Up Critics, MLB Vomits Up Mets vs Nats
HOUSTON, TX – Aside from the near comical heat and humidity (think Airplane), Houston is a darned-good sports town. you can stay in a hotel […]
John Adams, Cleveland Browns, Mets and How The Royal Wedding Is Bad For Sports
DENVER, CO – The Cheese is out. Today you get President John Adams. Amidst the course of human history, love has a way of superseding […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Manila, Morganna, Miracle on Ice and other Unrealized Sports Goals
BRONX, NY – There’s no denying it anymore, I’m getting old. Been around long enough to have watched black and white TV, used a rotary telephone, […]
Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, Notes; Gambling Quotes
MARLBORO, NY – The Giants. The Giants! They are the conglomerate that kept me from fulfilling a promise of a sweep with Cheesy Bruin’s Free […]
Pundits Doing Charlie Hustle, But Ichiro Suzuki Ain’t No Pete Rose
SAN DIEGO – In the empty confines of Petco Park, a record reportedly was broken yesterday, as Ichiro Suzuki revved his hit engine two more […]
My Bloody Black and Gold Valentines: Cheesy Bruin, Cupid and Boston Bruins
BOSTON, MA – If there’s anybody who knows of love’s carnage, it’s the holder of scars from two unsuccessful marriages… like yours truly. While it […]
Giants Win, Pete Rose Loses, OBJ Dominates, JPP All Thumbs?
MIAMI, FL – As I watched Jason Pierre-Paul slog through last night’s shocking victory by the New York Football Giants – and contemplating the Pete […]