Topping Tiger Woods. What Clemens, Vick, Rose, Dykstra, Harding Need to Do

April 16, 2019 Ben Whitney 0

AUSGUSTA, GA –It was a big week in sports, but there was no bigger story than Tiger Woods, y’all. Tiger fell down the mountain in […]

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Big Ben: Elvis Andrus and Baby Shark, Do Do Do Do, Gunnar Solskjaer

April 2, 2019 Ben Whitney 0

ARLINGTON, TX – With the NFL draft approaching, MLB off and running, the NCAA Final Four locked and loaded, and the NHL and NBA coming […]

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Angry Ward Thursday: Break Up the Mariners and Don’t Watch March Madness

March 21, 2019 Angry Ward 1

NEW YORK, NY – This is getting ridiculous. Like everyone else, I’m tired of the pinch-hitting. You’ve read my repetitive garbage, not only should I not […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Holiday Sports Wish List

December 12, 2018 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – It’s the holiday season. So whoop-de-doo and hickory dock, and don’t forget to hang up your sock… as Andy Williams warbled in […]

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NFL Giddy as Eli Manning Shuts Up Critics, MLB Vomits Up Mets vs Nats

September 24, 2018 Matt McCarthy 0

HOUSTON, TX – Aside from the near comical heat and humidity (think Airplane), Houston is a darned-good sports town.  you can stay in a hotel […]

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John Adams, Cleveland Browns, Mets and How The Royal Wedding Is Bad For Sports

May 20, 2018 The Matts 0

DENVER, CO – The Cheese is out. Today you get President John Adams. Amidst the course of human history, love has a way of superseding […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Manila, Morganna, Miracle on Ice and other Unrealized Sports Goals

April 17, 2018 Angry Ward 1

BRONX, NY – There’s no denying it anymore, I’m getting old. Been around long enough to have watched black and white TV, used a rotary telephone, […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, Notes; Gambling Quotes

November 20, 2016 Cheesy Bruin 5

MARLBORO, NY – The Giants. The Giants! They are the conglomerate that kept me from fulfilling a promise of a sweep with Cheesy Bruin’s Free […]

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Pundits Doing Charlie Hustle, But Ichiro Suzuki Ain’t No Pete Rose

June 16, 2016 Matt McCarthy 17

SAN DIEGO – In the empty confines of Petco Park, a record reportedly was broken yesterday, as Ichiro Suzuki revved his hit engine two more […]

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My Bloody Black and Gold Valentines: Cheesy Bruin, Cupid and Boston Bruins

February 14, 2016 Cheesy Bruin 8

BOSTON, MA – If there’s anybody who knows of love’s carnage, it’s the holder of scars from two unsuccessful marriages… like yours truly. While it […]

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