Vikings Win Super Bowl, Mets Win World Series: Wright, Harvey, Case Keenum Closed

January 19, 2018 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – With our Staff of All-World Pundits engaged in a Water-Cooler Cold War over the upcoming  NFL Conference Playoffs, we’re doing […]

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Absent NYC MLB Stars Killing Pennant Races, Ratings

July 15, 2017 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – With Junoir Blaber about as reliable as tweet from President Trump these days, our MTM Edit Staff is getting off easy […]

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Buffalo Springfield, Tim Duncan, The Espys and 2nd Half Mets

July 11, 2016 Junoir Blaber 24

EL BRONX, EL BARRIO – We do sports here at MTM. However, you would be crazy to think we are immune to what is going on […]

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Canyon of (Super) Heroes Awaits Mets and Daniel Murphy!

October 27, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 16

KANSAS CITY, MO – I bet you were expecting a big World Series edition column today, huh? Ya’ know, given that the Mets are in […]

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Where Have You Gone, David Wright? Mets Nation Turns its Desperate Eyes to You

May 5, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 15

LITTLE HAVANA, FL – Mets manager Terry Collins is now officially “on the clock.” The Mets’ 15-5 start was a nice little burst to begin […]

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Sorry, But Mets Suck. So Does Crybaby Arte Moreno

April 13, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 25

LONG ISLAND, NY – crybaby What am I supposed to do? I’ve been rooting for this wretched team since celebrating the 1969 World Series victory […]

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