All-Name All-Stars and Home Run Derby Rules
CINCINNATI, OH – I’ve drawn the All-Star Monday slot again, so that means two things: Time to make up new Home Run Derby Rules, and […]
West Coast Craig
Angry Ward Wednesday: Dickens, The Donald, and Sports Duplicity
BRONX, NY – “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of […]
Matz the Meat!
Folks, because I know you’re tuning in here to find out what happens next in the continuing adventures of Korak and Rhubarb, but they’ll have […]
Mets New Star: Brown-Eyed Handsome Gorilla
< NEW YORK, NY – Korak charged third base as coach Tim Teufel frantically gave the stop sign. The big gorilla never slowed down, his […]
Korak Returns Just In Time! Gorilla and Noah Save Mets?
“I’m working on something interesting.” –Freddie Wilpon NEW YORK, NY – Those were the Mets’ owner’s words as he plopped ice in his white wine […]
Mets Fan Realizes Dream, Pitches at Stadium
Feeling a bit nostalgic on a sunny May day, here’s a look back at one ordinary Mets Fan pitching at the Big League Park – […]
Fight of the Century? Breaking Down Mayweather vs Pacquiao
Korak’s still on the disabled list, but he’s almost ready to resume baseball activities and should be back mid May. In the meantime… LAS VEGAS, […]
SAVE OUR COUNTRY: KEEP DODGE BALL, KILL SOCCER & LEAVE KIDS ALONE
by The Matts MAIN STREET, USA – West Coast Craig, now officially being monitored 24/7 by MTM Operatives surrounding his Southern California home, called us […]
JERRY'S KIDS NEED GEORGE STEINBRENNER
LOS ANGELES, CA – Whose suitcase would be packed first? Whose contract would be eaten so that the Nats would take said luggage? How many […]