SPANISH HARLEM – I’m thankful for being a part of this community, the writers everyday feel unwanted, underpaid and and mostly unappreciated, comparable to a used mop. That’s a lot to be thankful for but there is more… we can’t curse. I say curse words as easy as breathing, I try my best not to curse but I also know I’m at my best when I say fuck. It’s part of my vocabulary and Matt hates that. My job today is to make you realized out where I cursed and where Matt edited my shit. Happy Thanks Fucking Giving!
Knicks
I live and die with this fucking team, I want to be happy but I’m not happy. I want better and while there are moments when I’m happy, I need it to be more consistent, most specifically their defense. I love the offense but can we get some fucking stops at times.
Yankees
Sign Soto and go from there, we know you are waiting for that shoe to drop but how about beng pro fucking active and making this team a better than the one that he was just fucking on.
Giants
Thank you Fuckheads for thinking that Saquon was good enough to NOT to throw 12 fucking milion a year at. The sad thing is that any fan worth their life knows how good he was but still let him go, dumb asses!
With that said, I have had a couple of drinks I want to go on but I did too much. I want to wish each and everyone of you fuckers, the best and happiest thanksgiving you ever fucking had. Love your family because I lost my dad around this time 20 years ago and it’s never easy so I get those that miss someone today. Have some fucking fun and let yourself enjoy!
Sorry Matt, please come back tomorrow for Action FUCKING Jackson Sternberg.
FYI, I will repost the unedited version (Lets see if he pays attention lol).
