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Boston Championships, Kaepernick Wins, High Flying Bird
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS: Didn’t mean to pull “a DJ” last weekend but it happened. I had the New York Rugby Club 90th Anniversary celebration to get to and due to bad weather I arrived Friday night and had no time to write. However, I am back now and I have three key things to […]
Ebs’ Hot Takes: Pittsburgh Steelers, Carmelo Anthony, Tiger Woods
FROM THE PRESS BOX – Baseball’s finally back, ya’ll. With pitchers and catchers finally reporting this week, we’re inching closer and closer to Opening Day. One of my favorite sports days of the year. If the offseason is any indication, with Manny Machado, Bryce Harper, Dallas Keuchel and Craig Kimbrel all remaining unsigned, we should […]
Waiting for Eberle: A Minimalist, Existential MTM Experiment
NEW YORK, NY – Spurred by Dude’s excellent suggestion yesterday, and bolstered by the fact that narcoleptic columnist DJ Eberle has once again gone missing, let’s just open this site up to comments on anything and everything. Talk about sports, movies, books, food, the Green New Deal, Valentine’s Day rants… whatever. Have at it! Facebook Comments
Angry Ward Wednesday: Browns in the Hunt, Knicks Durant Desperation, and Scenes from the Baseball Wasteland
BRONX, NY – Three days ago I was on a sunny beach watching the beautiful blue surf come crashing in. Today I’m back in slushy NY, on this hellscape, offering up another in a long line of thankless posts. To quote Short Matt’s favorite literary character, as well as life model, Ignatius J. Reilly, “Oh, Fortuna, […]
Big Ben: A Way Too Early, MLB Hot Stove Look At 2019 NY Yankees Roster
THE VOID, USA – We’re deep in the sports void between the Super Bowl and spring training. And with the weather flopping around like Trump’s weave in windstorm, this year has been particularly sh!tacular. Let’s pass the time with a MLB Hot Stove look at the potential 2019 Opening Day New York Yankees roster. Assuming […]
The NBA Trades Rule the Internet
SPANISH HARLEM – What a week it has been for the NBA, they took over the airwaves and maybe upstaged the Super Bowl. Everything Anthony Davis was the focal point yet nothing truly happened on that front. The Los Angeles Lakers made a fool of themselves and go into the rest of the season with more doubts than they […]
National Pizza Day And The New York Sports Scene
MARLBORO, NY – Yesterday was National Pizza Day and while Chicago would disagree, New York is the best place to satisfy your pie craving in this country. What does this NYC food staple have to do with sports, you ask? Well, if the New York sports landscape were associated with all things pizza ,this is […]
NHL Trade Deadline Looms For Rangers, Spring Training for Yanks, Mets
NEW YORK, NY – We’re two weeks out from the NHL trade deadline and the New York Rangers have all their pieces intact. I’m sure that will change as we get closer to February 25th. By then the likes of Kevin Hayes and Mats Zuccarello, will surely be elsewhere. Wednesday night the Rangers won in […]
Ebs’ NBA Trade Deadline Wishes
FROM THE PRESS BOX – Folks, we are in the midst of one of the most exciting days in sports. It’s NBA Trade Deadline Day. And we already saw a handful of trades take place Wednesday night. But of course, none included Anthony Davis. And honestly, I don’t think we’ll see Davis go anywhere Thursday […]
Spring Training Dispatch: Mets Crowd at Duffy’s in St. Lucie Saddest In The Universe?
NOTE: A flu-ridden MTM Edit Staff was tardy to the task today, after spewing waste from all orifices. To that “end,” Replacement Matt has heroically stepped in to do some spewing of his own. PORT ST. LUCIE, FL (via the Hot Tub Time Machine) – The crowd at Duffy’s is perhaps the saddest of such […]
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