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COVID Cardinals Derailing MLB Season; NY Rangers Hit the Lotto
NEW YORK, NY – The St. Louis Cardinals haven’t played baseball in over two weeks due to a #COVID outbreak in their clubhouse. The season is only three weeks old. With yesterday’s positive test, the total is 10 players and 8 staffers who have fallen ill since the outbreak started. Cam James’ Cards are set […]
NBA Bubble Recap: Giannis, LeBron, Lillard and More
SPANISH HARLEM – As the NBA regular season gets ever closer to the playoffs, some teams are still fighting to enter the picture while others that are secure look to rest up, making sure their players are ready for the postseason grind. These are fun times indeed – you have Damian Lillard looking to secure […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Bol Bol, Bernie, Nebraska, Kayaking, LeBron… Keeping Positive in a Time of Negatives
BRONX, NY – The past several days I’ve been going a little “off brand” for me and trying to focus on positives. Yep, instead of getting bogged down in railing against all of the usual horrible crap going on in the world, I’ve been doing my best to zoom right by it, looking for an off […]
Big Ben Grateful Tuesday: NY Rangers Hit the Jackpot in Alexis Lafrenière
STAMFORD, CT -Tropical storm Isaias took out a few telephone poles and trees in my neighborhood and I’ve been without power for a week. Crews keep coming to “access” but no one ever comes to fix. It’s the fixing that’s important, really. It would be easy to be all #2020Sucks and most certainly, it does. […]
Sports Rain Man: No College Football, COVID Cards Folding MLB Season, NBA Playoffs
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday… Here we are after enjoying another weekend of sports… in some Covid version. These renditions suck but they are the best we got until things get back to normal. I hear the over/under is 2 years for that. Anyway, here is what is on deck for today: No […]
Blades Of Glory, Leafs To Turn Over Again, Covid Cup Playoffs, NHL Gambling Tips
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – There are certain movies that just suck you in to the point where there are better things to watch or more importantly do, but eschewing better judgment I opted for the figure skating farce Blades Of Glory. I needed humor after seeing the Boston Bruins in their first two exhibition game losses […]
Dumb-Dumb Maker DeAndre Baker, Maple Leafs, MLB Life Support, NBA Defying COVID
LOCKDOWN, NJ – After returning from a two-day attempted social distancing stay with the family upstate, I’m back to replace Short Matt today. It’s what I do. Here’s what caught my eye: Dumb-Dumb Maker DeAndre Bake, Maple Leafs, MLB Life Support, NBA Defying COVIDJUST IN DEPARTMENT DeAndre Baker was just charged with four counts of […]
Our Kids’ Kids’ Terrifying Future: Mark McGwire, Kanye West, XFL, ST. Louis Blues, Joe Namath?
DENVER, CO – Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Where’s Waldo? Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Dude, Where’s my Car? What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? Why is San Diego’s mascot a Chicken? Why doesn’t The Chicken wear a Padres uniform? Why did Payne Stewart’s plane depressurize? Who let the dogs out? Why didn’t OJ’s glove […]
The Good and Bad Of Hiring Tom Thibodeau
SPANISH HARLEM – Last week, the New York Knicks announced that they were hiring Tom Thibodeau to be their next head coach. This was no surprise, as Thibbs has been the favorite for months – more so because of his relationship with the Knicks new President, Leon Rose. Rose was Thibbs’ agent while Rose was […]
Vlade Divac, Agent Orange[men], Lawrence McCutcheon
NEW YORK, NY – After watching the Mets phumble away another win, despite a 9th inning rally and losing Jacob deGrom two hours prior to first pitch, yours humbly exhaled, cursed the Wilpons and focused on the task at hand: to provide you with some kind of entertaining reprieve in the sports realm. Thankfully, Aaron […]
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