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Too Hot To Handle FREE NFL Picks

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MARLBORO, NY-I’m on an epic 16-4 (80%) run over the past five weeks on the Cheesybruin FREE NFL Picks here at Meet The Matts. Last week I proved even the most depressing of games can be profitable and rewarding if you can stand watching such crap. If I had to pick one word to describe […]

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Unpopular Opinions? Al Franken Sex Assault Revelations, Defending Lavar Ball, New-Look Knicks

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NOTE: “Before it gets ugly, let me first say this: the views expressed in this piece are the views of Junoir Blaber, and only Junoir Blaber. MTM and its affiliates do not endorse nor condone any of the opinions Mssr. Blaber has put forth.” – Junoir Blaber [Sports Rain Main] EL BARRIO, EL FALLS  –  […]

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Rangers Look to Bounce Back After Win Streak Ends

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NEW YORK, NY – The Rangers six-game winning streak came to an end Wednesday night in Chicago in an ugly gabe for the Blueshirts that looked more like mid-October that their recent form. There were defensive lapses, bad goal-tending, and wasted scoring chances. The struggling Blackhawks easily brushed aside the Rangers who hadn’t played since […]

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The Week That Was: LiAngelo Ball, Lebron Trolls the Knicks and Sunday Night Football

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SPANISH HARLEM, NY – What a week that was… amirite? Frist the Ball family get embrassed by LiAngelo stealing Louie Vutton glasses in China. Then LeBron James trolls the New York Knicks and the team responds in kind. Also the Philadelphia Eagles didn’t play but they still got bashed by Ben Whitney. What more can you ask […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Meet The Matts Power Rankings

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BRONX, NY – You know what’s any easy way to fulfill a column-writing obligation? Write up a list. Any list, really. A Top 10 List, a Best Dressed List, a Greatest Moments List, a list of People You Want to Have Sex With… the list goes on and on. These days one of the most […]

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Big Ben Tuesday – One Giant Display of Crap, Surprise Contenders in the NFC

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Stamford, CT: At this point in the football season I expected to be breaking down the New York Giants pushing for the playoffs. Yeah, no. Man, what a train wreck. Then again, “train wreck” is not a big enough disaster to describe this bunch. Unless you like watching players quit, Sunday was another pathetic display. And […]

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Josh Beckett, Brian McCann. Both Jerks?

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NEW YORK, NY – Since we’re not going to talk football here, as per the NY Giants, NY Jets and the Empire State’s only real team, the Buffalo Bills, all losing, we’ve gone to the headlines. Some eye-catchers? Josh Beckett and Brian McCann JOSH BECKETT: Former Red Sox pitcher was arrested early Saturday in Texas […]

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FREE NFL Picks: Cash In On Depressing Games, Select NFL Chearleaders

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depression (n.) feelings of severe despondency and dejection MARLBORO, NY – There’s no amount of medicine that can make me feel better about my Fantasy Lineup for this week. I am forced, due to Tampa Bay shelving Jameis Winston for a “few weeks” and Derek Carr’s bye week, into starting New England backup QB Brian […]

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Are The Yankees Clueless?

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SPANISH HARLEM, NY – I been thinking about this ever since the New York Yankees let Joe Girardi go. Who exactly do the Yankees have in mind to lead this team? Is it Rob Thompson or is it Eric Wedge? No, maybe its Aaron Boone or David Cone or John Flaherty, who are also rumored. I’m […]

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Zeke Elliott Suspension, Aaron Hernandez’s Brain and Stupid Thursday Night Uniforms!

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS  – So it is 10:30pm and I get a call from a partiall-drunk Short Matt. He needed a Friday pinch hit and apparently he was running out of suckers, so he called me. We had a chat about life in Western New York, and then he made the ask. I said, […]

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