WELLINGTON, NEW ZEALAND – Whilst some of you may think that this piece was not the featured column for today, that for the second day in a row, our scheduled columnist went AWOL, we say this: Lighten up. With that, the best way to shock you past your longing for the likes of Different Matt or Glen “Preacher” Collins, is to throw you some eye candy with a sports theme… So while many of you will wanting chatter about Kyle Okposo, Iman Shumpert and Pablo Prigioni, we’ll deflect your attention, at least for 2:08, with our Hot Girls In A Contact Sport video:
Now that we’ve gotten your attention… How ’bout them Knicks?! (By the way, what is a Knickerbocker?) And how’s about dem Isles?! After a first period in which they should have been down 55-1, they take it to the Pens in the 2nd period and squeak by the Pittsburgh P*ssies on Okposo’s wild goal! Tall Matt, Ed Kranemule and Rex O’Rourke are downright giddy this morning!
See? We got the mainstream hockey news in there… And as for the the Knicks, it’s the first playoff series New York has won since the 1999-2000 season. For a team that plays a basketball’s “mecca,” that is simply a crime against humanity. But they won, so we’re happy. Hopefully the Rangers will beat America’s team (they are the Capitals of our Capitol, so stick that in your Cowboys corn-cob pipe, Cheesy Bruin) today at 12:30 PM… The game is on NBC, so we’ll be watching and screaming…
Speaking of flopping, how’s about Air Jordany [Valdespin] flopping at home plate with the leading run in the 10th in Atlanta… There was NO THROW home and his dove anyway… But the Mets beat the Braves, which is likely why Atlanta guy Preacher Collins is M.I.A…
Capping a perfect NY Sports Night, the Yankees lost to JG Clancy’s A’s, 2-o. Woot, woot!
That’s it for now. Please feel free to comment below and tune back in tomorrow for Cheesy Bruin, who we’re pretty certain won’t go M.I.A. on us…
