Kyler Murray Follows Tom Brady Down Cringe-Worthy Trademark Path
NEW YORK, NY – What is it with certain celebrities that suddenly, out of the blue, they snap and lose all sense of what is […]
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You’re Fired! No Hired! Trump, Steve Cohen Axes Mets Execs, Red Sox Get Dirty, Justin Turner
CLAYTON COUNTY, GA – While Donald Trump still dodges the axe here in what is now the World’s Most Important County, one administration wasn’t so […]
Fans Hold Their Breath as Cowboys Cough, 49ers Sneeze – Except In Tulsa
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Perhaps still subconsciously motivated to not be be outdone and/or whatever the Dallas Cowboys do long after both teams dated Deion […]
Crazy Sports Stars You’d Want On Your Team. Manny? Tyson? The Worm?
NEW YORK, NY – Cue Rod Serling saying, “Imagine if you will…” and then realize you’re here, in Mattville, where the surreal becomes truth. Where […]
Real Reasons Why The Mets Will Win The World Series
NEW YORK, NY – Having already passed the urine test, yours truly only has residual hallucinogenics coursing through his/her veins. But here are Real Reasons […]
Sign Stealing: How Much Does It Matter?
“Houston, we’ve had a problem here.” – John (“Jack”) Swigert NEW YORK, NY – The above quote is the actual representation of the oft-used historic […]
Merry and Happy Everything All
NEW YORK, NY – As the MTM Staff exhales for the Holidays today, we just wanted to take a minute and THANK YOU for your […]
Sports in 2023: $$$Sickening MLB Contracts Vs Beer Money, Fan Attendance
NEW YORK, NY – Four years from now, in a town about 35 miles beyond the Yankee Stadium Affordable Zone, the following conversation will likely […]
OJ Simpson Back In The Limelight. The Juice Squeezed in Vegas
LAS VEGAS, NV – With fatherhood turning his days into seconds, his sleep-time into blinks of an eye and his coffee intake reaching into the […]
Sports Monday Morsels: Giants Game Plan, Neon Deion, No-Trade Brodie, Saints Damned
NEW YORK, NY – It’s a happy Monday for some and a not-so-happy Monday for others, depending how your teams fared. Looking back in retrospect […]