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Kyler Murray Follows Tom Brady Down Cringe-Worthy Trademark Path

November 21, 2020 The Matts 0

NEW YORK, NY – What is it with certain celebrities that suddenly, out of the blue, they snap and lose all sense of what is […]

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You’re Fired! No Hired! Trump, Steve Cohen Axes Mets Execs, Red Sox Get Dirty, Justin Turner

November 7, 2020 The Matts 1

CLAYTON COUNTY, GA – While Donald Trump still dodges the axe here in what is now the World’s Most Important County, one administration wasn’t so […]

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Fans Hold Their Breath as Cowboys Cough, 49ers Sneeze – Except In Tulsa

June 20, 2020 The Matts 0

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Perhaps still subconsciously motivated to not be be outdone and/or whatever the Dallas Cowboys do long after both teams dated Deion […]

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Crazy Sports Stars You’d Want On Your Team. Manny? Tyson? The Worm?

March 14, 2020 The Matts 0

NEW YORK, NY – Cue Rod Serling saying, “Imagine if you will…” and then realize you’re here, in Mattville, where the surreal becomes truth. Where […]

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Real Reasons Why The Mets Will Win The World Series

February 22, 2020 The Matts 0

NEW YORK, NY – Having already passed the urine test, yours truly only has residual hallucinogenics coursing through his/her veins. But here are Real Reasons […]

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Sign Stealing: How Much Does It Matter?

January 10, 2020 The Matts 0

“Houston, we’ve had a problem here.” – John (“Jack”) Swigert NEW YORK, NY – The above quote is the actual representation of the oft-used historic […]

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Merry and Happy Everything All

December 25, 2019 The Matts 0

NEW YORK, NY – As the MTM Staff exhales for the Holidays today, we just wanted to take a minute and THANK YOU for your […]

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Sports in 2023: $$$Sickening MLB Contracts Vs Beer Money, Fan Attendance

December 14, 2019 The Matts 0

NEW YORK, NY – Four years from now, in a town about 35 miles beyond the Yankee Stadium Affordable Zone, the following conversation will likely […]

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OJ Simpson Back In The Limelight. The Juice Squeezed in Vegas

November 9, 2019 The Matts 0

LAS VEGAS, NV – With fatherhood turning his days into seconds, his sleep-time into blinks of an eye and his coffee intake reaching into the […]

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Sports Monday Morsels: Giants Game Plan, Neon Deion, No-Trade Brodie, Saints Damned

September 16, 2019 The Matts 0

NEW YORK, NY – It’s a happy Monday for some and a not-so-happy Monday for others, depending how your teams fared. Looking back in retrospect […]

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