BRONX, NY – Since CheesyBruin is still pillowing his way through divorcees on Florida’s West Coast, and no one else seems to be offering anything up yet on this rainy Sunday in NYC, I figured I’d jump in with some placeholder stuff.
First of all, there’s this bit of fun from The Onion.
In other news, Jason Vargas and the Mets are still horrible, Mike Trout enjoys playing at a certain Little League field in the Bronx, and the Cavs and Warriors are still trying their darnedest to meet again in an NBA Finals that will make even fans of those two teams want to vomit.
We now return you to, hopefully, your regularly scheduled program.
Angry Ward, who has admirers at the New York Times, is the quintessential angry sports fan but for one exception... he's flat-out funny. And the angrier he gets, the more amusing his work becomes. Psychiatrists say, "Angry Ward's 'anger' is a direct result of "Bronx/Mets syndrome: growing up in the Bronx as a Mets fan." As if that weren't enough, his Minnesota North Stars abandoned him for Dallas, forcing him to embrace The Wild the way Nancy Pelosi embraces Mitch McConnell at charity events. And while his Vikings only tease him with success, his Golden State Warriors actually win these days.
A-Dubya is MTM's longest-tenured indentured servant, its Larry David and quite simply, "The Franchise." (Junoir Blaber disputes this). Vent, curse and giggle with him on Angry Ward Wednesdays.
