Angry Ward
Angry Ward Wednesday: Booger, Suzyn, the Boys, and Others Who Won’t Be Getting a Christmas Card from Me
BRONX, NY – Good people, I think we really need to get together and think about banning any more Thanksgivings that happen just a couple of days before the beginning of December. We also need to change Halloween to the final Saturday in October, but I’ll save that argument for another time. Back to this […]
Thankful Ward Wednesday: Let Us Give Thanks
BRONX, NY – Here we are on Thanksgiving Eve, and fewer people than usual are seeing this post today. It matters not. I am a content-producing robot, built and named by Management. Actually more like, hit over the head and shanghaied onto a creaky, leaky ship by Management. Again, the backstory doesn’t matter at this point. […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Chargers, MLB, and Tanking Teams Think Too Much
BRONX, NY – Before I get going on like my billionth post for this site, I want to direct anyone who didn’t happen to read Ben Whitney’s very funny piece yesterday to do that right now. It was truly stellar. For everyone else who has to write this week, don’t worry, I’m here to lower […]
Angrier Ward Saturday: Late, Late, Late Edition
BRONX, NY – You know what I hate more than anything about this site? Do you? It’s when I post a column late on a Saturday morning because it’s approaching noon and nothing is up, then something finally gets posted right after I take the time to fill the void… THEN, when I finally take […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Zeke Ztill Ztinks, Fizzy Going Flat, Polar Bear Named ROY
BRRRONX, NY – The Northeast has gone from 70 degrees on Halloween to Ice Station Zebra in a matter of a couple of weeks. The cold isn’t for everyone, but I sure don’t mind. Bring it on! If I didn’t enjoy seasonal change I’d live in some hellscape like Yuma. Watching the Packers and Panthers […]
Angry Ward Saturday: Mahomes Returns, Bama Hosts LSU, and Knicks Win(?)
BRONX, NY – It’s 10:30 EST already and I’m not waiting for Buffalo Blaber to roll out of bed. There’s lots going on in sports this weekend. Someone’s got to cover it fer crissakes! Here’s a quick rundown. Knicks Win? Apparently the Knicks CAN get up for a game, just so long as it’s against one […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly of NFL Head Coaches
NEW YORK, NY – How the hell did it get to be November? It’s dark out at 4:30, Christmas decorations are already up, and the Giants and Jets have long since been eliminated from everything but the race to see who picks first in next year’s NFL Draft. Speaking of the NFL, it never ceases to […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: You Can Stick “Stick to Sports” Right Up Your Ass!
BRONX, NY – Yesterday Deadspin’s Deputy Editor, Barry Petchesky got fired by his bosses for not “sticking to sports” when it came to content for the site. Not sure how many of you read Deadspin, it doesn’t really matter. What does matter is when dumbass ownership groups, in this case something calling itself G/O Media, take […]
Angry Ward Saturday: Because No One Else Cares!
WARDVILLE, SATURDAY – Hey, hey, hey, it’s Ward again on Saturday! You can’t get enough of me, don’t deny it. Matt’s in the UK, Junoir lives in Buffalo, which could be its own cold distant planet for all we care, and no one else is stepping up to the plate. Guess it’s up to me. Let’s […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Impeach The Wilpons, Shurmur, MLB and Belichick
[Reaching for Merriam-Webster Dictionary, flipping though pages until landing in the “I” section] im·peach | impeached; impeaching; impeaches Definition of impeach transitive verb 1: to charge with a crime or misdemeanor specifically : to charge (a public official) before a competent tribunal with misconduct in office 2: to cast doubt on especially : to challenge […]
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