Articles by Fake Sandy Alderson

About Fake Sandy Alderson
Big Al Sternberg/Fake Sandy Alderson is from a not-so-nice part of Queens. But through grit and elbow-grease finds himself living on Long Island with his bride and twin 12-year-old sons. He is a sports encyclopedia... and a loose cannon. In fact, Michael Baron of Metsblog.com blocked him on Twitter. You can find The Blocked One's Tweets here: @AldersonFake

Back, Back, Back, Back and why ESPN Sucks

June 25, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 18

*Hats off to the Blackhawks. Now for other breaking sports news: ESPN Sucks…. MAKE-US- BRISTLE, CT – Remember when ESPN was a novelty? When it […]

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Sports Tuesday: Jew, Not A Jew, Zach Wheeler and Phil Mickelson’s Boobs

June 18, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 14

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – With due respect to Sid Farkas, I always preferred the Bro to the Manzier. But enough about US Open runner-up Phil Mickelson, who […]

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Mets Management To Mets Fans: Drop Dead!

June 11, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 28

NEW YORK, NY – With apologies to Lieutenant Dan, Lieutenant Weinberg, Major Harris, Captain Munnerlyn, and all other military personnel who’ve honored this country through […]

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MLB Doping Scandal Without PEDs & Mets Laughable Leadership

June 6, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 15

“Fred’s narcissistic death-hold on the franchise carries on because Bud Selig is allowing him to do so.” NEW YORK, NY – Going back to the […]

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Of Rebuilding And Old Baseball Men: Sandy Alderson Stinks

May 30, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 23

OAKLAND, CA – As I sit absolutely baffled as to how Michael Kay landed a prize like local anchorwoman Jodi Applegate, I am reminded of […]

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