Big Ben Tuesday: Superhero Saquon Super Bowl Suffering, Dallas Dumps Doncic
NEW ORLEANS, LA – Normally I find the extra week before the Super Bowl to be annoying and unnecessary, but I wouldn’t mind an extra […]
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Big Ben: Exclusive, Trump’s Sports-Related Initiatives (T.S.R.I.) Leaked
The next item is the San Diego Padres, whose name will be changed to the San Diego Barons. The President will name the team after his son, who is tall.
Big Ben: Divisional Round Thoughts; Lions Choke, Revis /Johnson Blow It, Saquon Becton Pain
STAMFORD, CT – It’s cold out there, folks. I spent my Monday day off bundled up, hoping for some footage of President “Weekend at Bernie’s” […]
Big Ben: Snoozer Wild Card Weekend, Saquon Blues, Allen vs Lamar MVP
STAMFORD, CT – It was a ho-hum Wild Card Weekend, with five of the six games being pretty noncompetitive. The Commanders vs Bucs was the […]
Big Ben: Season of Misery for the Giants and Jets Finally Ends
Mercifully for the Giants and Jets, the regular season is over. Is there any hope of a quirk turn toward respectability?
Big Ben: Giants Blow #1 Pick with Meaningless Win
The Giants decided to win meaningless games to hurt their draft position. So damn dumb.
Big Ben Tuesday: A Christmas List from Hell for Giants’ Fans
The North Pole: Happy Christmas Eve! I hope you and yours are well and 2025 is more Saquon Barkley than Daniel Jones. It won’t be […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Bills Headed to the Super Bowl
The Bills’ path to the championship might have gotten a bit easier this week as well. In the NFC, the Lions, who looked Super Bowl bound, suffered a load of injuries on defense
Big Ben Tuesday: Sorting Out the NFL Contenders
NOTE: Management wishes the Whitney girls a Happy 8th Birthday!!! STAMFORD, CT: The Jets and Giants found more painful ways to lose and remain on […]
Big Ben: Running Back Resurgence; but Saquon NOT the MVP
Why do you think the Giants, Titans, and Raiders let those great backs go? It’s because they sucked with those players