Angry Ward Wednesday: An Open Letter to Major League Baseball
BRONX, NY – (*Editor’s Note: Sorry for all of the not-very-disguised offensive language in this piece. I felt it was warranted.) Dear Baseball Owners, Players, […]
Hall of Fame
Thank You, Derek Jeter. A Yankee Lifer Pays Tribute
SPANISH HARLEM – The Captain Derek Jeter was inducted into the Hall of Fame yesterday and it brought up many feelings. I was 16 years […]
Angry Ward: Hall of Fame, Hoops, and Horrendous Super Bowl Hype Week
Ken Griffey Jr.? Three douchebags failed to vote for him. Tom Seaver? 5 a-holes saw it clear to leave him off. Hank Aaron? 9 obviously- racist f**kheads didn’t vote for him.
Angry Ward Wednesday: A Penny for Your Thoughts, No More HOF Starting Pitchers, Bryce in Da Bronx
BRONX, NY – This is my last post before Christmas, and if Management thinks I’m posting ON Christmas (as I’m slated to) they can suck a […]
Rain Man Rants: Buckeyes Blackeye, RG3’s Return, Hall of Famer T.O., FIFA Solidarity Payments
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – So, I actually got ahead of this assignment and started writing at a decent hour, rather than at 3 AM. […]
Rodriguez: Farewell To Harms, Prince Fielder, Pre-Season Football, NHL Countdown
NEW YORK, NY – Plenty of column inches on this website have been devoted to Alex Rodriguez and his forced retirement from baseball by the […]
Ebs’ Two Big Things: (BaeRod) Alex Rodiguez to Hall, Boomer and Tom Jackson
SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY – This weekend was a bit of a bummer. At least it was for me. Not only did longtime ESPN NFL analyst […]
Sports Mount Rushmore: Kobe Done, Peyton Gone, Big Papi to Follow
“Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m a man of wealth and taste. I’ve been around for a long, long years…” PANIC CITY, NY – […]
Erev Pitchers and Catchers! Spring Training! MLB is BACK!
Plant City, FL—On the heels of yesterday’s brilliant piece by colleague and Words With Friends tormentor, West Coast Craig, I will try to practice my […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: 2016 Baseball Hall of Fame Vote – The Farts Awaken
BRONX, NY – This afternoon, the Baseball Writers Association of America (aka, a bunch of old farts who were never even remotely good at baseball) will […]