Angry Ward Calhoun: MLB Hall of Fame, NBA Hoops, Zombie Knicks, Horrendous Super Bowl Hype Week, Meet_The_Matts

Angry Ward: Hall of Fame, Hoops, and Horrendous Super Bowl Hype Week

January 23, 2019 Angry Ward 1

Ken Griffey Jr.? Three douchebags failed to vote for him. Tom Seaver? 5 a-holes saw it clear to leave him off. Hank Aaron? 9 obviously- racist f**kheads didn’t vote for him.

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Angry Ward Wednesday: A Penny for Your Thoughts, No More HOF Starting Pitchers, Bryce in Da Bronx

December 19, 2018 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – This is my last post before Christmas, and if Management thinks I’m posting ON Christmas (as I’m slated to) they can suck a […]

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Rain Man Rants: Buckeye Blackeye, RG3's Return, Hall of Famer T.O., FIFA Solidarity Payments

Rain Man Rants: Buckeyes Blackeye, RG3’s Return, Hall of Famer T.O., FIFA Solidarity Payments

August 4, 2018 Junoir Blaber 1

EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – So, I actually got ahead of this assignment and started writing at a decent hour, rather than at 3 AM.  […]

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Rodriguez: Farewell To Harms, Prince Fielder, Pre-Season Football, NHL Countdown

August 12, 2016 Different Matt 9

NEW YORK, NY – Plenty of column inches on this website have been devoted to Alex Rodriguez and his forced retirement from baseball by the […]

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Ebs’ Two Big Things: (BaeRod) Alex Rodiguez to Hall, Boomer and Tom Jackson

August 8, 2016 DJ Eberle 25

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY – This weekend was a bit of a bummer. At least it was for me. Not only did longtime ESPN NFL analyst […]

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Sports Mount Rushmore: Kobe Done, Peyton Gone, Big Papi to Follow

April 14, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 23

“Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m a man of wealth and taste. I’ve been around for a long, long years…” PANIC CITY, NY – […]

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Erev Pitchers and Catchers! Spring Training! MLB is BACK!

February 16, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 14

Plant City, FL—On the heels of yesterday’s brilliant piece by colleague and Words With Friends tormentor, West Coast Craig, I will try to practice my […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: 2016 Baseball Hall of Fame Vote – The Farts Awaken

January 6, 2016 Angry Ward 30

BRONX, NY – This afternoon, the Baseball Writers Association of America (aka, a bunch of old farts who were never even remotely good at baseball) will […]

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NBA Free Agency and the Myth of the Zen Master

June 30, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

Terre Haute, IN–The most exciting time of the year in the NBA begins in earnest tomorrow. For most NBA fans, July 1st means the start […]

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Blaber’s Blabberings: Prima Donnas, Baseball Writers, Coaching Carousel, Resurgent Knicks, JR Smith

January 11, 2014 Junoir Blaber 30

EL BARIO, BRONX – Let us give our Lord and Savior (Yim) praise for surviving another week. On this the second day of the first […]

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