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Super Bowl Losers: It’s All Fun and Games Until You Lose the Super Bowl

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HOLLYWOOD, CA – It’s rare when the Young -N- Fun team wins the Super Bowl; the ‘69 Jets, the ‘74 Steelers, the ‘81 Niners, the ‘85 Bears (though they did have the grand old Sweetness) and maybe that ‘01 Patriot team (though “fun” isn’t quite right). I’m sure I’m forgetting a couple, and while the Panthers were […]

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Cookie’s Corner: 2014 Sports Highlights!

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FROZEN TUNDRA, CT –  Happy 2014, everyone! How about we cram a god damn BLIZZARD down your throat after your kids have been off school for nearly two weeks so you can be saddled with them – amidst a dose of cabin fever like that in The Shining?! No?  Just me?  Well, OK…  But while I […]

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Happy Boxing Day!

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Second Christmas Day…is something that they are actually celebrating today in Germany and The Netherlands (or Holland) and a bunch of other eastern European countries.  They managed to do the impossible: They found a way to make Christmas longer – as if one day of waking up early to deal with hopped-up kids, cleaning up […]

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ENOUGH, BY GEORGE! LEAVE THE BOSS BE

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BRONX, NY – We waited. We waited for the victory cigar smoke to dissipate and the financial statement confetti to be completely swept from the streets and for The Canyon Of Heroes to be returned to the Bull$ and the Bear$. Now it’s time. It’s time to call out the 2009 World Champion Yankees for […]

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