PHANATIC PHALLS AND CAN'T GET UP… TO POST

July 21, 2009 The Matts The Matts 4

PHILTHYDELPHIA, PA – Philview is reportedly doing well after his partner, The Phanatic, phell on him while they were conspiring on today’s post.

It took all of Philly’s Phinest/Bravest…

to Phree Philview and get The Phanatic back on his pheet. As a result, they will be posting Thursday and today’s column will be forthcoming – albeit a tad late. Please stand by. THANK YOU.

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