PHANATIC PHALLS AND CAN'T GET UP… TO POST

PHILTHYDELPHIA, PAPhilview is reportedly doing well after his partner, The Phanatic, phell on him while they were conspiring on today’s post.

It took all of Philly’s Phinest/Bravest…

to Phree Philview and get The Phanatic back on his pheet. As a result, they will be posting Thursday and today’s column will be forthcoming – albeit a tad late. Please stand by. THANK YOU.

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