BROOKLYN, NY – The Rolling Stones hit the stage at Brooklyn’s Barclays Center this past Saturday in their first of three shows here in the New York area celebrating their 50th Anniversary. Tickets for these shows are insanely expensive (think behind the plate seat prices for your average Yankee game), so I’m sure almost all of our readers will be sitting these shows out. The addition of Lady Gaga to Saturday night’s Pay-Per-View show just shows how they are more about dollars than anything else these days.
Regardless, I was able to get my hands on the set-list for the first show and will provide a little sports association as to who Mick Jagger and the boys should have dedicated their songs to.
GET OFF MY CLOUD – This one goes out from Notre Dame to Alabama- I WANNA BE YOUR MAN – This one goes out from Mark Sanchez to Rex Ryan
- THE LAST TIME – This one goes out from Greg McElroy to Mark Sanchez
- PAINT IT BLACK – This one goes out from the NHL to their fans
- GIMME SHELTER – This one goes out from Jay Cutler to his Bears offensive line
- WILD HORSES – This one goes out from Andrew Luck to Peyton Manning
- GOING DOWN – This one goes out from Juan Manuel Marquez to Manny Pacquiao
- ALL DOWN THE LINE – This one goes out from the Yankees to Kevin Youkilis
- MISS YOU – This one goes out from Meet The Matts to the National Hockey League
- ONE MORE SHOT – This one goes out from Roger Clemens to Brian McNamee’s replacement
- DOOM & GLOOM – This one goes out from the Seattle Seahawks Defense to the Arizona Cardinals Offense
- IT’S ONLY ROCK ‘N’ ROLL – This one goes out from fans asked to pay $800 per ticket to The Rolling Stones
- HONKY TONK WOMEN – This one goes out from our very own Cheesy Bruin to the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
- BEFORE THEY MAKE ME RUN – This one goes out from Bobby Valentine to Red Sox fans
- HAPPY – This one goes out from Met fans to David Wright
- MIDNIGHT RAMBLER – This one goes out from Adrian Peterson to Eric Dickerson
- START ME UP – This one goes out from Tim Tebow to Rex Ryan
- TUMBLING DICE – This one goes out from the L.A. Dodgers to every MLB player agent
- BROWN SUGAR – This one goes out from Carmelo Anthony to all you patient Knicks fans after a sweet start
- SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL – This one goes out from yours truly to Fireman Ed
- YOU CAN’T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT – This one goes out from Donald Fehr to Gary Bettman
- JUMPIN’ JACK FLASH – This one goes out from Heisman voters to Johnny Manziel
- SATISFACTION – This one goes out from sports fans everywhere to Lance Armstrong
GET OFF MY CLOUD – This one goes out from Notre Dame to Alabama
BEFORE THEY MAKE ME RUN – This one goes out from Bobby Valentine to Red Sox fansStay tuned tomorrow for a man who certainly can’t get no satisfaction, Angry Ward.
