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Cheesy Bruin goes “Ted.” Rangers, Bruins, Mets, Cowboys in Purple Haze.

May 2, 2021 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Cheesy Bruin (me in 3rd Person) is drunk and is supplementing his alcohol binge with something called Purple Haze – use your […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Sports Stuff That Needs Fixin’; How to Fix Sports in Under 500 Words

April 28, 2021 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – Before you start in on me (all two of you), I know sports isn’t exactly broken, but there’s still a sh!t ton of […]

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Thank God It’s Angry Ward Friday!: Stop the MLB Season Right Here

April 16, 2021 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – I’ve been asked to step in today for my neighbor from the North, Different Matt, who is off to the dry cleaners […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Francisco Lindor is In, Brett Gardner Likely Out and… Baseball is Back!

February 17, 2021 Angry Ward 2

BRONX, NY – Play Ball! Today marks the first day of MLB Spring Training, as well as the first day of Short Matt boring everyone […]

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Yanks and Mets Look to Make Free Agency Splash

November 28, 2020 Different Matt 0

NEW YORK, NY – It has been an interesting baseball offseason so far here in New York. With Steve Cohen’s acquisition of the Mets, the […]

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Like A Mets Closer, I Couldn’t Finish. Plus, Art Modell, Dave Chappelle, Yogi Berra, Alec Baldwin

November 6, 2020 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – Approximately one in four MTM contributors over twelve experience column dysfunction after four beers. Normally, I drink more beers, as that usually […]

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Sports Rain Man: How The Bills Changed History, NY Jets, MLB World Series

October 19, 2020 Junoir Blaber 0

EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday! I wanted to follow all the recent food talk up with an article like that but  Management would […]

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Sandy Alderson Failing Up, Albert Poo-Holes, Conforto Conundrum, Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr

September 26, 2020 Matt McCarthy 1

“Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.” – Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr (1848) ARKVILLE, NY – The above quote is attributed to JB A-Karr, the […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Exciting New Coaching Opportunities for Allen Iverson, Steve Bannon, and Others

August 26, 2020 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – And, we’re back. The royal “we.” You know… the editorial… Anyway, some new sports sh!t has come to light, man. We’re full into […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Black Baseball Players, Better Football Uniforms and Let’s All Hate the Islanders Again!

August 5, 2020 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – With sports being played in the afternoon, people getting shot right and left, and sharks taking the beaches back and biting people […]

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