What’s In Your Closet? Obsessed Sports Fans Pad Athletes Pockets
HO-HO-KUS, NJ – What’s in Your Closet? Too personal? Maybe you Jeffrey Dahmers out there (looking at you, Sam’s-A-Fan). No, I’m referring to that jersey […]
Year: 2014
Last Word on World Cup: Messi, Messier and German Schadenfreude
“Argentina tried to be cute, Germany aimed for handsome.” –West Coast Craig CORCOVADO, BRAZIL – No, Messi Against the Mannschaft was not a feature playing […]
You Talkin’ To Me? Crazy Athletes’ Behavior
NEW YORK, NY – The moon makes people crazy. How else can you describe Short Matt hitting a milestone birthday, getting engaged and being “treated” […]
Blaber’s Blabberings: Inappropriate Jokes, Lebron James to Cleveland, World Cup, MLS, WNBA
“That’s a sad story. No one should have to be in Cleveland for 10 years.” – Mikel Jolsman, (my rugby friend), on the 3 girls held […]
Another Arm Bites the Dust: Season Over for Yankees, Tanaka
NOTE: Different Matt was called to pinch-hit today after an untimely bike/cab confrontation landed Short Matt in… Bellvue. Not kidding. Thanks, Diff! The Bronx, NY […]
Why Mets Are On Their Way, Why Yanks Tanking, Carmelo and Boys from Brazil
CORONA, NY – Put it in the Books! And the Ballgame is over! And though as your Fake General Manager, one rarely prone to hyperbole, […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Seinfeld Night, Brooklyn Cyclones and Coney Island Insanity
CONEY ISLAND (BROOKLYN), NY – I seriously haven’t a clue as to where to begin this tale, so I’m just going to jump right in […]
Top Ten Stupid Athletes Off The Field
LONDON, ENGLAND – Is it fair for us to judge the off-field exploits of a professional athlete? Every serving of celebrity comes with a side […]
Recapping a Busy Day for the Bronx Bombers
The Bronx – The New York Yankees were certainly active Sunday afternoon. Not only did the Bronx Bombers score more than two runs for once in […]
Rambling and Rumblings on Rangers, Mets, NHL Free Agency… and Melo
TAMPA BAY, FL – Some poor shmuck in Edmonton is about to lose his job and that shmuck’s name is Oilers General Manager Craig MacTavish. […]