PALM BEACH, FL – Got an urgent missive from one Ben Whitney this morning. Seems he and his brood are vacationing in California, hanging out with Black Hole degenerates at Raiders Camp, and he loaned his laptop to Gruden who needed it to add some archaic plays from the leather helmet era to his playbook this year. Anyway, even though I’m logging some r&r time myself, down in the worst sports state in the United States, I’ve decided to step in and post something quick and pointless.
Dominic Smith Error. Mets fans are up in arms because Dominic Smith made a Bad News Bears type error that cost the team a potential W last night. This is hilarious. Look it was definitely a ball that Timmy Lupus would have had the good sense to yield to Kelly Leake, but it happened. As bad as it was, all errors will pale in comparison to the one Luis Castillo made against the Yankees years ago. Keep your dauber up, Dom.
Joe Blow. In unrelated baseball news, here’s an absolutely hilarious photo/poster of Joe Torre that was brought to my attention by one Dan Epstein, author of Big Hair and Plastic Grass. Seriously, enjoy this.