NHL Trade Deadline Looms For Rangers, Spring Training for Yanks, Mets
NEW YORK, NY – We’re two weeks out from the NHL trade deadline and the New York Rangers have all their pieces intact. I’m sure […]
Month: February 2019
Ebs’ NBA Trade Deadline Wishes
FROM THE PRESS BOX – Folks, we are in the midst of one of the most exciting days in sports. It’s NBA Trade Deadline Day. […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Damn the Torpedoes and Pregame Shows and Predictions and a Whole Bunch of Other Stuff
BRONX, NY – I was gonna take this week off, but screw it. If the movie Groundhog Day has taught us nothing it’s that, when you’re […]
Big Ben: Things You Should Have Done Instead of Watching Horrible Super Bowl
SNOOZEVILLE, USA – Was that Downton Abbey or the Super Bowl? Holy hell was that boring. The only thing worse than the game was the […]
Tom Brady Knows: All Is Possible If You’re A Knicks Fan. Kevin Durant? Kyrie?
SPANISH HARLEM – (Some of you saw this article when I accidentally posted it but it was intended for today) I couldn’t wait any longer, […]
Big Game Thoughts, SUPERB OWL Banter, FREE NFL Picks, Cheerleaders
MARLBORO, NY – The king of the 2018 NFL season will be crowned later on tonight and while I don’t have a horse in this […]
NCAA Suspensions and the Kristaps Porzingis trade
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS: You know that scene in “The history of the world, part 1” where the guy has nothing for sale? Well I […]
Cold, Broke and Lonely? Here Are Five Highest Paid Athletes To Make You Mad, Too!
NORTH POLE/CHICAGO – Not even a deep-dish pizza (an abomination) chased by a Stroh’s can warm you up when it’s -48 degrees out. But look […]