Author Archive for Matt McCarthy
Matt McCarthy, is the MTM founder and consequently wears many hats: Director, Editor, Writer, Web guy and Podcaster... Also known as Short Matt, he's also a two-bit actor, voice-over pro, rugby, baseball and ice hockey player and likes hazelnut coffee with rice milk, while strolling in the sand, listening to foreign films... Matt also moonlights on MTM spin-off, RugbyWrapUp.com, often wearing a wig and glasses while butchering a Kiwi accent.
Stars To Be Quarantined With, Who The Mets Shoulda Kept, Best Sports Owners
NEW YORK, NY – If you’re like me, you’re looking at EVERYONE/ANYONE like they could potentially turn you into a White Walker. If you don’t know what that is, yours truly just handed you one the G.O.A.T. binge-opps in Game of Thrones. I’d throw Peaky Blinders, The Americans, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul and Longmire […]
Virus Slows Us, Doesn’t Close Us. In The Meantime, Time for Some Sports News
*NOTE: Different Matt’s column is up and can be found by CLICKING THIS. NEW YORK, NY – Good morning. Here’s hoping your morning sniffles are from Uncle Spring’s early pollen party. We’re open for biz today, and essential worker Different Matt is penning his piece for you at this typing. We are slowed, not closed, […]
NFL Trades, Clayton Kershaw to Boston, Snake Plissken
FLU CENTRAL – As things go bat-sh!t crazy across the globe and NYC more resembles Snake Plissken’s version than Frank Sinatra’s in New York, New York, yours truly types this worried about the MTM Family. Today’s scheduled starter, Different Matt, is MIA. He also lives somewhere north of Bronxville, so he may be “on containment.” […]
Yankees Will Lose Because of Joe Biden. Plus: Goose Gossage, Tim Tebow, Mets
NOTE: The Coronavirus is NOT something Mets fans have been suffering with, like Bell’s Palsy, for all but two year years of the team’s existence. CORONA [QUEENS], NY – The planets are all aligning, Ladies and Germs. (Too soon for Coronavirus jokes?) Further, via Scientific Method we are able to predict/hypothesize with 93.6% accuracy the […]
Tony Romo, Sanders-Gate, Garth Brooks, George Plimpton
LOS ANGELES, CA – Sitting in a surprisingly nice Residence Inn suite in Redondo Beach shouldn’t have one thinking/blathering about Detroit. But yours truly is, which could signal it’s time for a shrink or… that’s just how we roll here on MeetTheMatts.com – we think outside your box. [Ahem]. Segue to today’s headliners: Tony Romo, […]
Spring Training Angst?! POTUS Bellinger, Apologetic Mets
PORT ST. LUCIE, FL – The rose pedals are still on the satin sheets. The half-eaten box of chocolates lies open on the coffee table. Two empty bottles of red wine are on the nightstand. We all know what day it is… it’s Spring Training Saturday! Whoooeeee! But wait. There is an uncharacteristic gloom, a […]
More Shockers From Astros, Tom Brady, Rugby Storms Our Beaches
NEW YORK, NY – It’s windy and cold out there on the blustery streets of the New York City. But we’re blowing hot here with today’s topics: More Shockers From Astros, Tom Brady, Rugby Storms Our Beaches CAN YOU BELIEVE IT DEPARTMENT: Gosh by golly, it certainly seems that Alex Cora wasn’t the only crook […]
Super Bowl Monday: Trump’s Kansas Hangover. Mets Win Lombardi
KANSAS CITY, MO – While we wait for an excuse-ridden Junoir Blaber to cobble together another tardy Monday Morning QB piece, we’ve got some bits to keep you from forgetting us this Super Bowl Monday, as you fight back the vomit: Trump’s Kansas Hangover. Mets Win Lombardi POTUS v KANSAS: This is no knock on […]
Great Gatsby! Wuhan At The Bat & Super Bowl Saturday
NEW YORK, NY – Another great week in Mattville is in the books, thanks to our stellar rotation of pundits. Be sure to check them out; there are some timeless jewels in there. Speaking of timeless jewels, as F. Scott Fitzgerald said in The Great Gatsby, “and so we beat on, boats against the current, […]
Covid-19 Fever: Three Best Players To Wear 19. Gwynn and ???
NEW YORK, NY – If the viral global virus that has all of us staring at each other, sizing one and other up and down, lists 8th Floor Studio Apartment Fever as a symptom, then yours infectedly needs to visit [Bob] Apodaca’s Apothecary. Did I mention a dog that is suddenly and alarmingly drinking water […]
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