Where Obama, Fauci, Fitty & McGregor Flopped, Gallagher’s One Pitch & Seinfeld Made A Sour Season Suddenly Sweet

October 2, 2021 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – It was a one-hopper to the plate, delivered by a wily right-hander and fielded cleanly by the veteran backstop. There was […]

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STOP THE PRESSES: Beckham’s Back and the Yankees Are Making the Playoffs!

September 25, 2021 Matt McCarthy 0

CLEVELAND, OH – Don’t worry, I’m only in Drew Carey’s town in mind – not in body. That would be too much. You know what […]

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News-Worthy, Story-Rich Mets Kept/Keep Sucking Us Back In

September 18, 2021 Matt McCarthy 1

“Hold on to your hats, we’re in the 9th.” – Bob Murphy NEW YORK, NY – There were many nights growing up, through the crappy […]

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Junk Pitcher, Bully Pulpit Tom Brady, Life-Support Mets, Newton To Vikes

September 4, 2021 Matt McCarthy 0

ROCKET CITY, AL – What a week in sports! So much going on, so little time! With that, let’s get to today’s topics: Junk Pitcher, […]

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Subway Series or Mets Swoon: When Yankees Get Righted

August 27, 2021 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Yours truly is someone who actually enjoys the dog days of summer. This is despite the fact that their arrival marks […]

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This One’s About Rugby…

August 13, 2021 Matt McCarthy 0

CORNHOLE, IOWA – It’s not like we’re talkin’ rugby (not the game with the sticks) because Different Matt was too distraught to take the ball […]

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Brock Holt Damage, Japan Beats US[A], Yankees Flexing

August 8, 2021 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – While the MTM suits figure out a replacement for Cheesy Bruin on Sundays, you’ll have a rotation of guest hosts – […]

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Phirst Place Phils, Mets Melting, Businessman Tom Brady

August 7, 2021 Matt McCarthy 1

PHILTHYDELPHIA, PA – MTM Management will not allow me to drop the f-bombs yours expletively would love to be be lobbing here today, so just […]

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Jacob deGrom Done, Javier Baez Not Enough, Another Wrong Trevor. Yet All Not Lost

July 31, 2021 Matt McCarthy 1

LAKE PLACID, NY – Driving to this pristine alpine setting is calming, except when your 1998 car radio signals disappear along with your cell phone […]

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A Polar Bear, Home Run Horse and Herschel Walker Walk Into A Bar…

July 24, 2021 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – While today’s headline may sound like the start of a Henny Youngman or [insert your comedian here] joke, it ticks all […]

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