Subway Series: Edwin Diaz Saga, Aaron Judge is Herman Munster, Jeter’s Birthday

June 26, 2024 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Apologies for the late post, but Angry Ward’s Cricket cellphone isn’t working in the town of Kiss Yer Cuzin, WV, so […]

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It’s Not Easy Easy Being a Mets Fan

May 30, 2024 Matt McCarthy 0

NOTE: At the risk of pooping in his pants with “food poisoning,” Buddy Diaz couldn’t make his start today. NEW YORK, NY – Yesterday, Angry […]

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Mets At .500, Presidential Rangers, Stanks Lose! John Sterling Sucked

April 16, 2024 Matt McCarthy 1

*Apologies for the tardy post. Management will be hiring and firing a scapegoat intern for not realizing Big Ben Whitney is on vacation. UPPER WEST […]

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Dodgers Betting and Boogers, Major League Rugby

March 24, 2024 Matt McCarthy 0

SEOUL KOREA – This wacky and wild whirlwind 1st weekend kicked off Major League Baseball’s 2024 campaign. It also marked the 4th round of Major […]

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Jason Kelce, Baker Mayfield To Jets, Rugby Star to NFL

January 18, 2024 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Panic is everywhere in NYC. DOOM is cranking out of every TV, phone, tablet and computer on the tri-state area! Why […]

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AWOL Angry Ward: Taylor Swift is Travis Kelce’s Yoko Ono, Brock Purdy Bullsh!t, Jets Flacco Flack

December 27, 2023 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Management fully understands your disappointment/discontentment in coming here today and seeing the Angry Ward is AWOL. He is the Meet The […]

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Rugby World Cup, World Series Pick

October 28, 2023 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – It’s nearing 80 degrees here in the Baked Apple and apparently our MTM Staff has an acute case of Spring Fever. […]

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Ridiculous Sunday Sports Headline: Aaron Rodgers Back This Year

September 17, 2023 Matt McCarthy 0

So give me your doubts, give me your prognostications and then watch what I do.” –Aaron Rodgers NEW YORK, NY – It’s one of those […]

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NFL Sunday: Michael Irvin, Buck & Troy, Aaron Rodgers Is Jacob deGrom

September 10, 2023 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY -For us NFL purists, the NFL season start today, NFL Sunday. As this pundit pointed out on Friday, Thursday Night Football is […]

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NFL Kicks Off… The Rugby World Cup!!!

September 8, 2023 Matt McCarthy 0

PARIS, FRANCE – Sorry [American] football fans, but we ain’t talkin’ no Thursday Night Football. Consider us Conscientious Objectors. Granted, last night’s Detroit win over […]

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