Author Archive for Matt McCarthy
Matt McCarthy, is the MTM founder and consequently wears many hats: Director, Editor, Writer, Web guy and Podcaster... Also known as Short Matt, he's also a two-bit actor, voice-over pro, rugby, baseball and ice hockey player and likes hazelnut coffee with rice milk, while strolling in the sand, listening to foreign films... Matt also moonlights on MTM spin-off, RugbyWrapUp.com, often wearing a wig and glasses while butchering a Kiwi accent.
Yoenis “Wild Boars” Cespedes, Whitney Mercilus, Richard Sherman, J.J. Watt
NEW YORK, NY -It’s dreary Saturday here in the Big Apple and yours truly is drearily hungover after being over-served at a business “lunch,” followed by a quick trip to Birdland and then to *PBR Night at The Garden. But we’ve got work to do here, people, so let’s get to today’s topics: Yoeniss “Wild […]
Brodie Van Wagenen ERA NY Mets 2020 Slogan. Deja Vu All Over Again?
“Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.” –The New Colossus INDIANA, PA -Bah humbug! And that, ironically, from the home of It’s A Wonderful Life star Jimmy Stewart. (Did you know he left Hollywood to fight in WWII as a pilot and […]
Yankees Kill Baseball: Why Gerrit Cole is the Worst Signing Ever
NEW YORK, NY – It’s frigid here in NYC. Even the mercury is cold. And cold temps can make for a cold heart, especially when it comes to All-Things-Fuzzy for the Yankees and their blind legion of gluttonous, greedy fans frothing at the mouth for an immediate Free Agent Fix. No matter what the cost […]
Fizzless Knicks, Mets Fans Purgatory, Thank You Eli Manning
NEW YORK, NY – After spending an hour and a half dealing with Sprint incompetency, yours truly was able to locate the phone he dropped while walking the dog after midnight. Was I a bit drunky-face after being out with the ^TUBAS (Touring University [at] Buffalo Alumni Side)? Yes. But Jesus H. Christ, Sprint requests […]
Jerry Jones Loves Jason, Stat King Seymour Siwoff, ESPN Knows Zip About Mets
NEW YORK, NY – The Thanksgiving weekend certainly serves up a full helping of sports for our indulgence. You’ve got the NFL, NBA, NHL and even some delectables simmering on the MLB Hotstove. And while it was cool watching the increasingly entertaining Rangers scare the pants off the mighty Bruins on a Friday afternoon, it […]
Black Friday Sports Specials: Drastic Sales For Players, Staff
NEW YORK, NY – Damn the torpedoes, Ladies & Germs, there is no time for L-tryptophan and D-tryptophan hangovers. It’s time to join your fellow fans, who have been on line since 2AM, for your Black Friday Sports Specials: Drastic Sales For Players, Staff! MLB Managers: You find no better deal anywhere than this one, […]
Cancer(s) In The Clubhouse? Carmelo Anthony, Bryce Harper, Odell Beckham, Jr
NEW YORK, NY – When you are bald, fair-skinned and didn’t realize that getting that first bad sunburn out of the way was the way to deal with the sunny/warm-weather months, you end up in trouble with the Skin Police. Indeed, you may have to wrestle with skin cancer. Yours truly is guilty of all […]
Worst Coaching Hires In Sports History All In NY: Carlos Beltran, Take A Bow
NEW YORK, NY – Another, Are-You-F***ing-Kidding-Me move has been made by the New York Mets, in tabbing Carlos Beltran as their new skipper. But really, with the Mets, Knickerbockers and J-E-T-S all in the same town, why should we be surprised by such a choice? Indeed, this town’s Boulevard of Bad Coaching Moves is littered […]
Marvelous Minshew vs NY Young Guns, Dwight Howard, Automated Umps
LONDON, ENGLAND – Sunshine is the most underappreciated quality-of-life ingredient there is, other than maybe water. Maybe. For 3 straight days of Hollywood effects-gone-mad biblical rains, this town and country was fully living up to its “Soggy ol’ England” tagline. But now the sun is now shining warmly (sort of) on our faces over here, […]
Go To Blazes Carlos Beltrán, You Tommy Two Face SOB
HELL – In this world, the Devil doesn’t wear Prada. He wears Mets orange & blue. And down here, the line to get into this very popular nightclub, Eternally Damned, is rife with the Amazins’ colors, largely for things these doomed denizens did after their failed Flushing purgatory. Case in point, Carlos Iván Beltrán – […]
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