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Full Belly Friday: Fat Sports Stars We Can All Identify With Post-Thanksgiving

November 27, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY  – As the discomfort from over-eating starts to subside on this Full Belly Friday, we can all still likely feel bloated enough […]

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Are Mets Doomed Because Steve Cohen Is A Fan? Plus, Trevor Bauer, George Springer, Nolan Arenado, JT Realmuto

November 14, 2020 Matt McCarthy 1

NOTE: While this piece will be Mets-centric, the ramifications of its suggests will ripple through all of MLB. NEW YORK, NY – Had a long-overdue […]

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ICYMI Sports Ticker: Tony La Russa, Neil Cavuto, J-E-T-S

November 10, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – As we wait in joyful hope for the coming of our [Tuesday] savior, Big Ben Whitney, here are some tidbits to […]

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60-Game Seasons Don’t Count, Justin Turner Tarnished Trophy, Curse of O’Malley

October 31, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

EBBETS FIELD’S ASHES – On a lonely, cold and unspectacular street in Crown Heights, architecturally unimpressive apartments now stand at 55 Sullivan Place. They have […]

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Another Open Letter To Steve Cohen From Mets Fans

October 24, 2020 Matt McCarthy 2

NEW YORK, NY – In case you’ve been in a cave or coma, the New York Mets Baseball Club has been sold. Fred Wilpon, his […]

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MLB Playoffs: Astros Mocking Cheaters Label, Kershaw Choker Tag Hex

October 17, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NOTE: Today’s column may be POTUS-esque in it’s usage of the personal pronoun “I.” NEW YORK, NY – Being right when everyone else is wrong […]

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Who’d a thunk? Chumpa Bay vs SUNY Buffalo, POTUS Bart Scott vs JJ Watt, Rays Win!

October 10, 2020 Matt McCarthy 1

NEW YORK, NY – Who’d a thunk? That’s a question we’ve all smacked our [mostly] receding hairline heads time and time again, rendered apoplectic by […]

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Bob Gibson, LeBron James, Big-Eared Managers in Major League Baseball

October 3, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

“Why do I have to be an example for your kid? You be an example for your own kid.” – Bob Gibson NEW YORK, NY  […]

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Sandy Alderson Failing Up, Albert Poo-Holes, Conforto Conundrum, Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr

September 26, 2020 Matt McCarthy 1

“Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.” – Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr (1848) ARKVILLE, NY – The above quote is attributed to JB A-Karr, the […]

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Covid-19 ERAs, Sasquatch Sports Stars, Lord Stanley’s Islanders

September 12, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

Our thoughts are with Trevor, aka Dude & Replacement Matt, who underwent surgery for a brain tumor yesterday. PRATTSVILLE, NY – September 11th and 12th […]

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