Angry Ward Friday: Short and Sweet, Like Me!

October 25, 2019 Angry Ward Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – No one will read this (what else is new?) but can’t have a DID NOT SHOW on MtM on a Friday, just because Short Matt is in England hanging out with his pal Boris Johnson watching a sport no one cares about. Here’s a couple of quick things.

Watched my Vikings eke one out at home against lowly Washington last night, and it confirmed my view that Minnesota is just a shade better than mediocre, which in this league is probably good enough to make the playoffs. If Case Keenum played the whole game, Washington might’ve won.

My Warriors tipped off their season last night in their new building and, um… to quote Emmitt Smith… they got blowed out. Right now this team is Steph Curry and Draymond and a whole bunch of skinny guys that look like they should be in high school. They will score their points, but without Klay Thompson, playing defense looks entirely out of the question. This team is tailor made for Carmelo.

OK, I gotta go grab early dinner and figure out who the Mets could possibly hire as manager. See ya Wednesday.

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Angry Ward, who has admirers at the New York Times, is the quintessential angry sports fan but for one exception... he's flat-out funny. And the angrier he gets, the more amusing his work becomes. Psychiatrists say, "Angry Ward's 'anger' is a direct result of "Bronx/Mets syndrome: growing up in the Bronx as a Mets fan." As if that weren't enough, his Minnesota North Stars abandoned him for Dallas, forcing him to embrace The Wild the way Nancy Pelosi embraces Mitch McConnell at charity events. And while his Vikings only tease him with success, his Golden State Warriors actually win these days. A-Dubya is MTM's longest-tenured indentured servant, its Larry David and quite simply, "The Franchise." (Junoir Blaber disputes this). Vent, curse and giggle with him on Angry Ward Wednesdays.