Dolphin D*ck: Revisiting Tyreek Hill Traffic Stop

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Tyreek Hill, Dolphins D*ck?

MIAMI, FL – It was on February 16th 2011 when Detroit Tigers first baseman Miguel Cabrera was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol and resisting arrest. Prior to his arrest a drunk Cabrera was asked to leave an establishment and he wildly responded, “You don’t know me, I will kill you and blow this place up.”

While getting arrested later on his unruly behavior, he continued his tirade as he screamed to the cops, “F- shoot me, kill me.” He then added the untouchable quote of “Do you know who I am? I’m Miguel Cabrera. I play for the Detroit Tigers.” He spoke those words as if they were his Get Out of Jail Free Card!

Another police incident involving an athlete happened last week, the Miami Dolphins wide receiver, Tyreek Hill was pulled over for driving erratically. Hill refused the officers orders to lower his tinted windows. After several pleas and knocks on the window from the officer, Hill scolded him for knocking too hard on the window.

MTM Public Service Announcement: Open your window when a cop tells you to!

Hill was ordered out of the car and forcefully put to the ground. All Hill could do is ask, “Why is this happening?”

Aristostle “Mugsy” Sakellaridis

The video played around the internet showed why this happened. Hill ignored the officer’s request to lower his tinted windows, and his actions basically told the officer to f*ck-off!

After millions of views of the incident the officers were vilified by Hill’s team, the Miami Dolphins, and the rest of the nation. Poor Hill was just headed to his workplace for the season opener vs. the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Society’s attitude, along with the Dolphins was, how dare our star player get pulled over before the game.

Here’s the whole story, filmed via the different police body-cams:

This is what we’ve become as a society. It’s f*ck the police at its maximum level. Add that to how dare you pull over a celebrity. Hill was shortly released and he reported to work and scored a touchdown in a come from behind win. Yippee! The Dolphins win on Hills TD. Let’s defund the police after we f*ck the police.

As for the Dolphins franchise, get Justin Timberlake to sing the National Anthem while your security team of police stand at attention.

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Aristotle "Mugsy" Sakellaridis is the junkiest of baseball junkies. He plays in 4 leagues, well past his 40th birthday, and spends the winter in Florida shagging flies at Yankees minor league complexes. He's also a retired Riker's Island Corrrection Officer - having worked the night shift for 20+ years.